[SpamFic] No Need For Ranma

Henry J. Cobb

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Akane was so bewildered by the events of the day, Genma showing up with

Ranma and her becoming engaged to him, that she didn't notice that the

bathroom was already occupied.



The person stepping out of the bathroom had Ranma's auburn ponytail, but

there was one critical difference.



"What, you're a girl?"



"Yes, but don't panic, it's easily fixed."  The girl splashed cold water

from the washbasin into her own face and turned back into Ranma.

"There, all better now?"  He wrapped a bathrobe around himself.



"But, but, how?"



"I'm really Ukyou Kuonji.  I used to be Ranma's fiancee, but we lost him

in a training incident with a cat six years ago.  On that day I swore

that my life as a girl was over, and that I'd never eat fish again.

Then, last month we finally found the Nanniichuan.  I've been breathing

a lot easier ever since then."  Ukyou gestured at his supernaturally

flat chest.



"Why would you do such a thing?"



"Well, my dad and Ranma's mother would be very unhappy, if they heard of

his loss.  So it seemed best to take his place.  I hope that you'll

forgive me for this little deceit and that we can still be friends."



"I don't know, this is all so sudden.  It seems so perverse."



"Give it a while.  After all, no man will understand you better than I

can."



	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb

    "Prove to me that you're divine, turn my Ryouga into swine."