At 12:05 PM 1/8/97 -0700, Ekisya wrote:

On Wed, 8 Jan 1997, J. D. Farber wrote:

Chapter 2: "I'm the part who is the abrasive idiot who insults Akane and 
          annoys the hell out of her."
Chapter 3: "I'm the part who misses his mommy."
Chapter 4: "I'm the part who loves Ukyou because she makes more sense."
Chapter 5: "I'm the part who thinks Shampoo should put clothes on because 
          colds are bad."
Chapter 6: "I'm the part who controls the lungs and blood circulation.

If 

          the part who loves Akane gets rid of me he's in big trouble."
etc.

You forgot one.

Chapter 7: "I'm the part who loves Ryoga because fangs are really cute!"

>From the Scriviner:

       Here's another one:

Chapter 8: "I'm the part of Ranma who enjoys dressing up in frilly dresses
and girl's underwear."

Chapter 9: "I'm the part of Ranma who is madly in love with his female half
and is constantly trying to find a way to make us two whole beings so that
we might live lustfully ever after."

Beat that!

Chapter 10: Tsubasa, a box of rubberbands, 5 shoes, and a Dodge Neon. The
recesed mental portions. 

Chapter 31: "I'm the part who wants to be a Dodge Neon when he grows up."