On Wed, 8 Jan 1997, Jonathan Haas wrote:

The Guide looked nervously at his new customer. The man did not seem to
have what one would call a demeanor of intelligence and restraint, and
the Guide was nervous about taking him to such a dangerous place as
Jusenkyo. But the man had his heart set on visiting, for some reason,
and there was no dissuading him.

...

The once-male customer looked down at her new body, then up at the sky.
And there rang through the Chinese forest a feminine but familiar cry:
"D'OH!!!"

Please continue this one! ^_^

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