Okay, here's ten ideas for Ranma 1/2 fanfics that should never be
written.  (Or if they are, the author should be flame broiled.)


1. "Urutsokodoji 1/2: Death of the Overfiend"
Ranma 1/2
Starring: Ryouga Hibiki and Kodachi Kunou
CROSSOVER/HEAVY LEMON

- In another dimension simular to the normal Ranma 1/2 universe, there
is a world where demons walk the streets and Happosai is married to all
of Ranma's fiancees including Ranma-Chan herself, all of whom are his
sex slaves while Ryouga and his sister Kodachi must put an end to
Happosai�s rein of terror and bring peace to the world....or die trying.

- This will be a EXTREMELY DARK version of the Ranma 1/2 world with
tenticles and lots of ultra violence.  This story is only for true fans
of the occult and serious hentai films.  Dispite the obivious lemon
label, this will have a solid story with Ryouga Hibiki stepping into
the shoes of Amayko Jeyrikou while Kodachi Kunou plays the �I spit on
your grave� Megumi.


2. �The Man in White�
Urusei Yatsura
Starring: Ataru Moroboshi and Larry Laffer
ATARU AND.....(Leisure Suit Larry)
- Ataru sits alone in a resturant pondering his life when a strange man
dressed in a cheap white polyester suit comes up to him and gives him
some strange advice on winning the hearts of women.  Ataru decides to do
the opposite of what the man saids and ends up being happy until the man
tells him to marry Lum......

- A rather unusual story of Ataru trying a different and successful
approach to flirting with girls and meeting a character that no one ever
exspected to see in a Ranma 1/2 story.


3. �The Return of Mr. Cannoehead�
Ranma 1/2
Starring: Mr. Cannoehead
RANMA AND.....(Mr. Cannoehead)
- A peaceful day in Nermia is rudely interupted by the Evil Dr. Perm and
Ultramite.  When Ranma fails to stop them only Canada�s greatest crime
fighter can save the day!
- A heroic story featuring the return of �Four on the Floor�s"
Superhero!  Mr. Cannoehead!


4. �X�
Ranma 1/2
Starring: Akane Tendo
UNUSUAL SETTING
- Akane is walking home from school when she suddenly finds herself at
the Tendo Dojo three hours later than when she left school.  She thinks
she is imagining it when it happens again and again.......Akane fears
she is losing her mind until she finds evidence that leads her
to a shocking conclusion.....that's she really is imagining things.

- "Millennium" meets Ranma 1/2.  Who cares  ? 


5. "Really Getting Carried Away"
Ranma 1/2
Starring Ms. Hinako and Happosai
LEMON
- Happosai finds himself growing depressed after his 350th birthday
while Ms. Hinako finds herself wanting to relieve the days of her wild
untamed youth when nothing was taboo.  Thus, when Happosai visits the
school for a panty raid, Ms. Hinako decides to start living again, much
to Happosai's delight!

- The heartwarming story of an affair between a young schoolteacher and
her ancient lover.


6. �Repression�
Ranma 1/2
Starring: Cologne
LEMON
- After a little accident with Shampoo's mace, Cologne�s inner sexual
desires come out in force and she is very eager to try them out on the
entire male population of Ranma 1/2.  RUN AWAY!!!  FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN
AWAY!!!!  

- As always there would be a REAL storyline to balance the hentai
material.  That is if you can stop throwing up long enough to read it.


7. �Stormtroopers Live! 2034�
Urusei Yatsura and Bubblegum Crisis
Starring: Megane, Perm, Chibi, Kakugari and Ataru Moroboshi.
CROSSOVER
- The Gang of Four savagely protect the rights of innocents as they
moonlight as a transvestite rock band while defending the city of
MegaTomobiki against the evil Mendou Corporation.

- The Stormtroopers of Lum fighting crime in a future time.    


8. �Batman Vs. The Lost Boy� 
Ranma 1/2
Starring: Ryouga Hibiki, Batman and The Penguin
CROSSOVER
- While wandering around lost, Ryouga finds himself in Gotham City where
he meets the Penguin.  Intrigued with Ryouga�s strength and skill with
an umbrella, The penguin makes a deal to help him find his way home to
Tokyo if Ryouga does a few SMALL favours for him.  

- Batman finds his hands full having to deal not only with the Penguin,
but a strange umbrella welding warrior with exceptional strength and
endurance.  The sequel to the unforgettable "Ranma VS Joker." 


9. CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure)  A Night in the life of C-Ko.
Project A-KO
Starring YOU as C-ko!
- Nuff said.


10. Who Mauled Nabiki Tendo?
Ranma 1/2
Starring: The Entire Ranma 1/2 cast
ORIGINAL FLAVOUR -- TIMELESS
- Nerima's most devious and cunning exploiter is brutally murdered
during the night and the entire town is a suspect.  

- A obvious parody of  �The Simpsons� Who Shot Mr. Burns? with some
unusual red herrings, many different motives and a shocking
conclusion....They all did it.  And they regret nothing....NOTHING!!! 
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

There you have it.