Chapter 2: "I'm the part who is the abrasive idiot who insults Akane and 
          annoys the hell out of her."
Chapter 3: "I'm the part who misses his mommy."
Chapter 4: "I'm the part who loves Ukyou because she makes more sense."
Chapter 5: "I'm the part who thinks Shampoo should put clothes on because 
          colds are bad."
Chapter 6: "I'm the part who controls the lungs and blood circulation.  If 
          the part who loves Akane gets rid of me he's in big trouble."
etc.

You forgot one.

Chapter 7: "I'm the part who loves Ryoga because fangs are really cute!"

Ja ne!

J. D. Farber
Firm believer in the Ryoga/Ukyo match
Owner of Ryoga's Travel Agency
Member of the Order of the Cold Shower
Member OAA
Right hand of Sailor Jupiter
Fianna Kinfolk
X-Tatic Mage

"Ryoga?"
"Yes Ranma?"
"You're my best friend and all,
 and I just wanted to let you
 know that..I love you, man!!"
"Ranma?"
"Yeah Ryoga?"
"You're not getting my
 okonomiyaki."
"Damn!"
	From _The More Things Change_