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Tofuu: We can take an egg cell from Akane's body, and a sperm cell

>from yours, and let them combine in the lab. Then we would implant the

new embryo in a woman who would be willing to carry the child for
nine months. Physically and genetically, it would be your child. Akane
would never be pregnant, though.

Akane: We need a surrogate mother, though

(All who see it coming, Raise your hands now!)

Tofuu: That's right. Do you know anybody?

Nabiki: Don't look at me. I'm not going through nine months of hell for you
two.

Akane: That's okay sis. I think it's best we keep it in the family. (looks
meaningfully at Ranma.)

Ranma: What?

Nabiki: Oh, that is a good idea, sis!

Ranma: I don't... wait, what are you thinkin'?

Kassumi: It will bring you closer to your wife and children, Ranma.

Ranma: NO! NO WAY!!!!!!

Akane: Please? (does puppy-dog eyes)

Ranma: AAAAHHHHHGGGGG!

of course, akane would prolly at this point give up on asking nicey and just
brain Ranma with the nearest blunt object, knocking him out, and then tieing
him to the table and pouring cold water on him. Ranma then wakes up and
mutters his normal "Whatcha do that for?" and then begins to protest being
tied down against his/her will.

Akane: Ranma, I'm tired of you being so selfish and thinking only of
yourself, what about what *I* want? And what about what's best for our child?

Ranma-chan: I'm a guy, ok, a GUY! You can find someone else cuz I ain't doin
it, no way! I'm not going to ruin my beautiful figure for a uncute tomboy
like you!

*WHAM* (Akane hits him with a chair, knocks him silly)

Kasumi: Oh My!

Dr.Tofu: I think Ranma will change his mind once he realizes the joy of
parenthood.

Nabiki: Oh, yeah, I can see THAT happening....

Genma (as a panda): <holds up sign> Ranma would make the better housewife

Akane then wacks Genma with his sign.

Soun: <crying> Oh, how noble of Ranma to do this for Akane and for my future
grandchildren.

uh..ok..someone else wanna add something?
Blackbird





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