Well, since everyone is doing the really bad fanfics, I thought that I would
make it a little more specific.  Really bad Ranma x-overs.

1) Happosai Vs La Blue Girl
Maybe Miko Mido could be the one to get rid of him once and for all?

2) Delinquints in Nerima-A Ranma/Sukeban Deka x-over
Oh no!  The Kunos have gained a strangle hold on the political situation of
Nerima.  They control the schools, the libraries, and all the other places
that Ranma would never visit.  However, when a new girl transfers to
Furinkan, and starts going up against Kuno...well, Ranma can't let a girl do
all the work now, can he?

3) Ranma takes on the Overfiend
Ranmdom Girl: Eek!  A tenticled demon!!!  HELP!!!
Ranma: Don't worry.  I'll take care of it!
<Lots of fighting and stupid ki attacks follow.  Finally, the demon manages
to get in a good hit.  It wraps a tenticle around Ranma, and goes to try and
drown him.  In cold water.  Suddenly, the demon is a lot more interested in
him, or should I say, her.>
Ranma-chan: Hey!  What do you think-GET THOSE DAMN TENTICLES AWAY FROM ME!!!
Hentai!! <Ranma pulls a mallet out of nowhere and starts pounding the demon.>

4) The end of the world-A Ranma story with HEAVY Dragonball Z influence.
Ranma and Ryoga both get conked on the head.  When they awaken, they look at
each other, and Ranma makes a move to punch Ryoga.  Instead, a Ki beam
lances out, misses Ryoga, obliterates half the city, and vaporizes Happosai.
Ryoga tries for an uppercut, but he too lets loose a high power ki attack,
which manages to destroy Microsoft HQ, and thereby ending Bill Gate's mad
scheme to take over the world via two talking mice.  They both realize that
they can no longer stand here and fight, so they take to the air, start
flying around, and let loose with more stupid ki attacks, until one of them
manages to blow up half of western Europe.  In a very dramatic and poingent
scene, they realize that with great power comes great responcibilty, so they
sit down and actually talk everything over, and leave the best of friends.
Then one of them burps and blows up the world.  VERY tragic story.

Feel free to exploit any of these stories for your own personal masochistic
desires.

Ja ne!

J. D. Farber
Firm believer in the Ryoga/Ukyo match
Owner of Ryoga's Travel Agency
Member of the Order of the Cold Shower
Member OAA
Right hand of Sailor Jupiter
Fianna Kinfolk
X-Tatic Mage

"Ryoga?"
"Yes Ranma?"
"You're my best friend and all,
 and I just wanted to let you
 know that..I love you, man!!"
"Ranma?"
"Yeah Ryoga?"
"You're not getting my
 okonomiyaki."
"Damn!"
	From _The More Things Change_