Chris Jones <hamster@arn.net> 01/06/97 03:29pm >>>

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Tofuu: We can take an egg cell from Akane's body, and a sperm cell

>from yours, and let them combine in the lab. Then we would implant the

new embryo in a woman who would be willing to carry the child for
nine months. Physically and genetically, it would be your child. Akane
would never be pregnant, though.

Akane: We need a surrogate mother, though

(All who see it coming, Raise your hands now!)

Mine shoots straight up, with a band fanfare and fireworks. (BOOM)

Tofuu: That's right. Do you know anybody?

Nabiki: Don't look at me. I'm not going through nine months of hell for you
two.

Akane: That's okay sis. I think it's best we keep it in the family. (looks
meaningfully at Ranma.)

Ranma: What?

Nabiki: Oh, that is a good idea, sis!

Ranma: I don't... wait, what are you thinkin'?

Kassumi: It will bring you closer to your wife and children, Ranma.

Ranma: NO! NO WAY!!!!!!

Akane: Please? (does puppy-dog eyes)

Ranma: AAAAHHHHHGGGGG!

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Now to start up the 'What if Ranma got Pregnant' thing again...
*snicker*

Hamster

Well, I've heard of cruel and unusual punishment for Ranma, but this is
rediculous.  BWAHAHAHA!

SuperHentai