On Mon, 6 Jan 1997, Gary Kleppe wrote:

Top Ten Titles for the Shortest Fics Ever: (In no particular order)

1. The Terrible Power of Gosunkugi
2. Free Things you can get from Nabiki
3. Kodachi: The Tender Moments
4. Kosuku Hatanaka Follows a Diet
5. The Sober Moments of Mrs. Ichinose
6. Ryoga's Travel Guide

This one I disagree with.  There would never be anything short about it.  

	"How to Get from Tokyo to Hokaido in Ten Weeks or Less"

7. Ukyo Gives Up Cooking
8. Ranma's Search for Female Companionship
9. Mermaids' Death
10. Yotsuya: The Autobiography

I like that last one.