Doctor Tofuu: Akane, I'm afraid that I've got some bad news.

Akane: No... It can't be.

Tofuu: I'm afraid it is. Your test results have come back negative.

Ranma: Damn. 

Akane: But that means...

Tofuu: I'm afraid you won't be able to carry a child to term, Akane. I
can't tell you how sorry I am.

Akane:

Ranma: What can we do, Doctor?

Tofuu: Well, there is nothing wrong with Akane's ovaries. It's possible we
could use invitro fertilization, and a surrogate mother.

Ranma: Please, Doc. Give it to us in Japanese.

Tofuu: We can take an egg cell from Akane's body, and a sperm cell from
yours, and let them combine in the lab. Then we would implant the new
embryo in a
woman who would be willing to carry the child for nine months. Physically
and genetically, it would be your child. Akane would never be pregnant,
though.

Akane: We need a surrogate mother, though

(All who see it coming, Raise your hands now!)

Tofuu: That's right. Do you know anybody?

Nabiki: Don't look at me. I'm not going through nine months of hell for you
two.

Akane: That's okay sis. I think it's best we keep it in the family. (looks
meaningfully at Ranma.)

Ranma: What?

Nabiki: Oh, that is a good idea, sis!

Ranma: I don't... wait, what are you thinkin'?

Kassumi: It will bring you closer to your wife and children, Ranma.

Ranma: NO! NO WAY!!!!!!

Akane: Please? (does puppy-dog eyes)

Ranma: AAAAHHHHHGGGGG!

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Now to start up the 'What if Ranma got Pregnant' thing again...
*snicker*

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