Hello all!
[The scene opens with a gazillion cats running out of a real spooky
looking dojo.]
Panda, Panda-san. Where are you?
We got some work to do, now.
Panda, Panda-san. Where are you?
We need some help from you, now.
Come on, Panda-san. I see you,
Pretending you've got a sliver.
But you're not foolling me,
'Cuz I can see the way you shake and shiver.
You know we got a mystery to solve
So, Pand-san, be ready for your act, don't hold back.
And panda-san if you come through,
you're gonna have yourself a kasumi-snack.
Panda, Panda-san. Here are you.
You're ready and you're willing
'Cuz we can count on you, Panda-san,
I know we'll catch that villian.
[The scene shifts to a multi-colored Toyota mini-van.]
Ranma adjusted his ascot, "Guys, I think where lost."
Ryouga scratched his goatee, "I turned the Mystery Machine down the
road you told me."
Akane adjusted her glasses, "Well it looks like another adventure to
me."
Shampoo grabbed Ranma's arm, "I'm sure Ranma will solve _this_
mystery."
"Growff!" Panda-san said as he took a big bite from a piece of
bamboo.
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Part 2
Ranma adjusted his ascot, "Guys, this sure is a spooky looking
house."
Ryoga scratched his goatee, "There should be someone inside, we can
get instructions from them on how to get home."
Akane adjusted her glasses, "Well, don't just stand there, let's walk
up to the house."
Shampoo grabbed Ranma's arm, "I'm sure Ranma will find the right way
home."
"Growff!" Panda-san said as he played with a rubber tire.
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Urk!
I originally posted this back when I was outlining "The Money Pit
Part 4" and thought this would be fun. I even plotted out a couple
stories based on the above. BUT, RL intruded and I dropped writing
them. :(
If anyone wants to take this up, GO FOR IT!
CD's listened to while writing this laborously long fic:
Saturday Morning Cartoon's Greatest Hits - Track 4 (by Mathew Sweet)