Subject: Re: [FFML] Shortest 'fic Ever
From: The Venkarel
Date: 1/5/1997, 10:44 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 09:54 PM 1/5/97 -0500, Zen exclaimed:
At 20:20 1/5/97, Richard Lawson wrote:
Sunrise over the Tendou home, a beautiful sight. Suddenly, Ranma and
Akane professed their love for each other, married, and had twelve kids,
each of them perfect in every way.

So there.  ^_^

TWELVE KIDS?!?!?!

Wot the hell was all that about gender stereotypes?

        Nah.  What I was amazed about was how they could
have twelve kids suddenly.  I think it should take a few years
at least.

Venkarel
(who wonders if Akane ended up in Spring of Drowned Bitch <whap>--gomen, 
Spring of Drowned Female Dog and had a litter of twelve)

<Venkarel rubs her cheek which bears a familiar handprint and mutters
"kawaikunee tomboy">