Sunrise over the Tendou home, a beautiful sight. Suddenly, a nuclear
missile dropped out of the sky and destroyed Nerima, Tomobiki, and the
surrounding area.

Except Akari Unryuu and Ryouko Mendou, who were rescued by a passing 
fanfic author with super powers.  They lived with him for at least
a millenia.

There.  Never let it be said I can't write an authorfic.

--Sean Gaffney
--still sick