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Here's a challenge for authors: Describe the fic you would be *least*
likely to ever write.

Fics I will DEFINITELY never write:

1. "Tenticle Me Elmo" - Sesame Street's Elmo meets Urosukidoji's Chojin.

2. Any "Freugel Gourmet" or "Barney and Friends" Lemon...

3. "Ranma's Turtles" - Ranma recovers a quartet of turtles, which proceeds
to be exposed to a dangerous mutagen from a nearby chemical lab
(Furinkan)...

4. ABSOLUTELY NO "ERNEST GOES TO NERIMA"!!! ("Hey, Vern!")

5. "Kasumi and Tofu: Wedding Night" - 'Nuff said.

Maybe I should stop now... :)

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-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
   Member of the AFSS     MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!!     Vidboi (Marathon Pfhreak)
             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
   =<SIG>= Wyrm-chan @_@ H-Wyrm @_@ Jenny @_@ Chibi-Usa @_@ Azusa =</SIG>=
=<^_^>= R1/2 # BGC # Sailor Moon # Dr Who # Star Trek # Monty Python =</^_^>=

Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.