When you're sitting at a computer, attempting to stay vertical, with
the worst cold you've had in years, and all you can do is wait for
Zen to send his C&C on Honeymoon, these things come to mind:

1) Sailor Moon/The Magic Garden

Starring Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune as those two girls who did
nothing but wander around the giggle patch and get stuff dropped from
ropes.  Has to be done, if only to hear SU and SN singing, "If you
laugh for me, tee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee, I'll laugh for you, Ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho."

2) Urotsokudoji/New Zoo Revue

Oh, c'mon.  You *know* you want to see this.

3) Lupin III/Josie and the Pussycats

Hmmm...

4) Sailor Moon/The Patchwork Family

"Because it's certifiably stated that everyone's reincarnated in the
Patchwork Family!" (Apologies if you didn't live in the NYC area in 
the early 80's, and thus have no clue what I'm dribbling about.)

5) Urusei Yatsura/Captian Kangaroo

I really want to see Ataru and Mr. Moose team up...

6) Sailor Moon/Sunday Sermon

Hosted by Sailor Saturn.  Well, since *you're* already asleep...


I am now going to drown my head in a tub of Vicks.  Bye.

--Sean Gaffney
--feeling crummy