Subject: Fanfics I will never write.
From: "Stanley R. Teriaca" <teriaca@omnifest.uwm.edu>
Date: 1/4/1997, 12:25 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

1) Dragonball Z: A Quiet Day.
     A fanfic focusing on absutly nothing. No alien martial artests try to
destroy the earth. Nobody chanlenges Son Goku to a fight (or anyone else, for
that mator). Picalo takes his godson, Son Gohan to the zoo, and nothing
exciting hapens. Eveyone eats dinner, and eveyone gets thair fill (normaly,
Son Goku usaly eats most of the food before eveyone else can eat).

2) Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids / Ranma 1/2 crossover.
     Um, well, some black kids from a american town get lost after a field
trip to Tokyo, Japan. Nabiki sees Fat Albert, and thinks "Next Sumo Champ, and
he needs a manager". Um, thats all I can think of at this moment.

3) Gen13, GenerationX, Here Is Greenwood: The Grung Gathering.
     A bunch of superpowered teens have a convention in Japan, and need a
place to stay. And since it is summer, and Greenwood is empty....

Stanley "Quartzite" Teriaca