Gary Kleppe wrote:

I've gotten some very funny responses on this. Here is my own top ten
list of fics that I wouldn't write... (in no particular order)

1. Sasuke Saves the World
2. Popeye the Sailor Moon

Popeye: I'm a tellin ya Bluto, take's ya hands off Olive or in the name a 
Spinach I'll punish ya!

3. Ranma vs. Galactus: Don't Eat my Planet, Ya Big Jerk!

Galactus: Hummmm, hot plasma and he's the Silver Surfer, 
cold plasma and she's the Golden Dudette, 
could be a little embarrassing, but a herald is a herald .... 

4. Kasumi's Lemon Sex Orgy

Kasumi: Well, I suppose if we applied ourselves, ... we could add some
shelves over the shoe cubby's for people to fold and place their clothes,
and we'd be careful to invite only very polite hentai's,  ... I could go out 
and buy a LOT of linen napkins, Oh My, that's good idea, with those 
napkins to keep the ...ahem... fluids ... from dripping and squirting 
everywhere and then we could insist that everyone remained clean and 
dry as they were performing their depravities.  I better set aside some 
of the old towels though, encase any of the ladies loses her virginity, 
that way I'll be able to mop up the blood quickly and spare them as much 
embarrassment as possible, ... I wonder if I should make it a theme'd orgy, 
that might be in keeping with the particular season, ... 

5. Plan Lum from Outer Space
6. Oh My Judeo-Christian God
7. Ranma vs. Toonces
8. Nabiki Loves Sasuke
9. Anybody Else Loves Sasuke
10. Mrs. Ichinose's Lemon Sex Orgy

Jim Nutley
A very depraved puppy tonight for some reason ....