I've gotten some very funny responses on this. Here is my own top ten
list of fics that I wouldn't write... (in no particular order)

1. Sasuke Saves the World
2. Popeye the Sailor Moon
3. Ranma vs. Galactus: Don't Eat my Planet, Ya Big Jerk!
4. Kasumi's Lemon Sex Orgy
5. Plan Lum from Outer Space
6. Oh My Judeo-Christian God
7. Ranma vs. Toonces
8. Nabiki Loves Sasuke
9. Anybody Else Loves Sasuke
10. Mrs. Ichinose's Lemon Sex Orgy

Gary Kleppe
kleppe@execpc.com, Home page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe
My fanfics and the FFML map are on my comics/manga page,
       http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics