On Thu, 2 Jan 1997 13:36:55 -0800 (PST), Mike Loader wrote:

  A new year...which, of course, means new fanfics. Hundreds of the
little buggers. Boy, you'da thought we would have run out of ideas by now.
While I have no idea what new gems 'o the English language will darken our
screens in 1997, here's what you certainly, definitely, absolutely,
probably won't be seeing from your favorite authors.

[Hilarious parody-fic descriptions snipped]

ROTLFMAO! You forgot to use Trish in Kun-chan's fic, though... :-)

Here's a challenge for authors: Describe the fic you would be *least*
likely to ever write.

Any takers?

Gary Kleppe
kleppe@execpc.com, Home page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe
My fanfics and the FFML map are on my comics/manga page,
       http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics