Gary Kleppe wrote:

Here's a challenge for authors: Describe the fic you would be *least*
likely to ever write.

Any takers?

Well, since I'm sitting on line waiting to see if my knight's Letter of
Intent for the upcoming Atenveldt Crown Tournament bounced...

*ahem*

1) "Sailor Moon Senshi Shopping Spree"
The world's largest mall. All of the Sailor Scouts dressed to thrill in
their silly little outfits. Special Guest Appearance by Tuxedo Mask. Not
for the squeamish.

2) "Yotsuya: The Early Years"
A dark look into the life and times of Mr. Yotsuya, from the Kennedy
assassinations to Watergate to Jonestown Guyana and his subsequent fall
from grace. Not for the squeamish.

3) "The Five Tenchi Muyo Stories, Part One: Destiny Ryo-Ohki"
Braving Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Washuu, and a bunch of fashion victim
Mirage Knights, Tenchi must overcome all odds to be with his true love:
Ryo-Ohki! Music by Mamoru Nagano. Not for the squeamish.

4) "The Courtship of Akane" (Starring Ryoga Hibiki)
How a lost boy met and married the most fought over female in Rumiko
Takahashi history. (No, not Lum.) Includes lusty lemon scene. Not for
the squeamish.

and who could forget... (though we probably should...)

5) "The Death of Hiro Ohata"
A touching, poignant story of a minor original character and his death
in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Not
for the squeamish.

J. Austin Wilde