18. Someone will write a crossover of Ranma 1/2 with Evil Ernie.

18a. That someone will get a meeting with Wyrm posing as THE Wyrm. <evil grin>

17. Megane 6.7 will write the first lemon ever featuring Kodachi and
Ranma that will trigger a month long debate on the list as to who is the
more interesting couple "Kodachi and Ranma" or "Ranma-Chan and
Ryouga".

Wyrm-chan: Or how about "Wyrm and Wyrm-chan".

(Wyrm tosses a pillow at her. A _couch_ pillow.)

11. Webdragon will release yet another beautiful tearjerker story that
will sweep the best Ranma 1/2 fanfic of 1997 catagory.

WRONG! Webdragon will _finish_ "Ranma x2: Nullifier 122".

8. Men in Canada will be flooding the beaches with camcorders in summer
now that women there are legally allowed to walk around in public
topless.

8a. There shall also be a mass-male exodus from the US to Canada this summer. :)

7. There will be even more submissions of "Really Really Dumb Fanfic
Ideas" on the list that are anything but dumb.

7a. And submissions of "Really Cool Fanfic Ideas" that really ARE dumb!

5. The author of "Achika/Kain [Hentai]" will write another sick story
prompting the list to flame him to death.

WRONG. Said author shall have a pre-emptive tactical nuclear strike levied
against him tomorrow at noon. >:)

4. Science Fiction will dominate T.V and Movies starting with "The Old
Revised Stars Wars Trilogy" and finishing with the first part of "The
New Star Wars Trilogy."

4a. And they will be dubbed. :)

3. Writers will still be swearing blue and green after trying to send
their story to the list for the 67th time and can't get it to show up.

3a. And then complain about excessive reposts when the 67th posting finally
goes through.

3b. Sometime during the next four minutes, White Wolf will trip on the
<fanfic.com> powercord. Again.

1. We will still have to sort though billions of messages that contain
one simple word and a frantic apology right below it:  "Test"

No argument. !)

                           ---------------------
-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
   Member of the AFSS     MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!!     Vidboi (Marathon Pfhreak)
             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
   =<SIG>= Wyrm-chan @_@ H-Wyrm @_@ Jenny @_@ Chibi-Usa @_@ Azusa =</SIG>=
=<^_^>= R1/2 # BGC # Sailor Moon # Dr Who # Star Trek # Monty Python =</^_^>=

If I wasn't part of it myself, I would never believe it. I mean, talking
cats, peculiar monsters, reincarnated warriors with awesome powers wearing
abbreviated sailor suits? Sounds like something from a Shojo Manga.

                                           -Mizuno Ami, Wyrm: The Exile #1