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(sound of tequila bottle popping open *POP*)

HAPPY NEW YEAR from the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

Have some, W-chan!

Wyrm-chan: Sorry, Wyrm... I'm designated TARDIS driver...

                           ---------------------
-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
   Member of the AFSS     MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!!     Vidboi (Marathon Pfhreak)
             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
   =<SIG>= Wyrm-chan @_@ H-Wyrm @_@ Jenny @_@ Chibi-Usa @_@ Azusa =</SIG>=
=<^_^>= R1/2 # BGC # Sailor Moon # Dr Who # Star Trek # Monty Python =</^_^>=

If I wasn't part of it myself, I would never believe it. I mean, talking
cats, peculiar monsters, reincarnated warriors with awesome powers wearing
abbreviated sailor suits? Sounds like something from a Shojo Manga.

                                           -Mizuno Ami, Wyrm: The Exile #1