#10 Try to assemble a fict from all of the parts that
          have been posted to the list as "Untitled".

       #9 Replace all the weird mime generated characters
          in your favorite ficts with ';)'.

       #8 Post yet another top 10 list

       #7 Replace all the rotting URLs from your bookmark files
          with Folgers Crystals http://www.folgers.com/coffee/crystals

       #6 (For folks in Washingon) Make snow angels in the
          shape of Bill Gates. Then tie your dog nearby.

       #5 (For folks in the Bay Area) Watch the storms go to
          the north and think up stories to tell your grand kids 
          about the "Great Damp of December '96".

       #4 Put the finishing touches on that secret Lemon
          you have comressed with a password on that
          floppy in your bottom drawer, next to those
          tacky little pamphlets.

       #3 Visit a video store and look at your own site
          on Web TV. Ask people: "Hey, does this look right?"

       #2 Make a turkey and mashed potato sandwich and send
          it to Dan Quayle.

       And the Number 1 thing to do while waiting 
       for the moderators of RACC to get back from vacation....

       #1 Visit my revised website http://www.best.com/~jpalmer
          and sign the newly added guestbook!

	PS: I'm thinking of adding a Spambook that would be only
          names and text. What do you think?

J.


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Director of Hardware Engineering |  metaphores like the plague" --J.
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