Project A-ko Christmas Special. (Snapshots)
A quick spamfic knocked off on Christmas Eve and posted Christmas Day (Aussie
time)
By Edward Vagg.
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DING DONG...... DING DONG DINGDONG!!!
A-ko rushes down the stairwell of her house, knowing very well that her
parents won’t answer the door.
Sure enough, they prove imobile, A-ko’s Dad immersed in his newspaper,
while Mum tends to the sewing.
A-ko: I’m coming!
A-ko opens the front door of the Magami residence to reveal C-ko, who is
beaming.
C-ko: MERRY CHRISTMAS, A-KO!
A-ko’s dad glares at C-ko over the newspaper, and grumbles.
A-ko’s mum: Be a sport, Clark. It is Christmas, after all.
A-ko: Merry Christmas C-ko! Come on in.
C-ko: THANKS!!! Gosh it’s amazing how fast Christmas comes around... Look
what Santa brought me.
C-ko brings out a Miss Piggy doll.
A-ko: She sure is cute... Hey! I got you something.
C-ko: Really? For me? Thank you!
A-ko ducks out of the room to retrieve her present, but before anybody can
discover what it was, the inconsiderate author cuts to the next scene...
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B-ko is currently welding in her workshop.
B-ko: I’ve got a present for you, A-ko. This time, I will defeat you.
This will be a Christmas to remember! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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D and the Captain are in the park, sitting at a picnic table.
Captain: Hey D.
D: Yes Captain?
Captain: Have you got the Christmas Spirits?
D retrieves a bottle from her trench coat.
D: Right here, Captain!
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As for the other characters?
Kei spent his Christmas watching dubious video tapes,
Mari, Asa, Ine and Ume spied on A-ko and had a miserable time,
Miss Ayumi spent the Christmas break alone with crappy Christmas television.
Hikaru Daitokuji visited Gracelands and “acquired” a new suit...
The Director spent the entire holiday wishing he was back in his cozy command
centre. (Currently buried under the space cruiser.)
The end.
Authors notes: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Please note the above was never supposed to be a true fic, It’s a quick
cash-in on the “Christmas Specials” we see all the time. Who knows.
Maybe some day I’ll extend it into a true fanfic.
Seasons Greetings can be sent to: evagg@hubble.dialix.com.au
(My new email address! Finally got a flat rate account, so I can lurk on
the mailing list all the time!)