[AMG] Two Buckets

Two Buckets of Wedded Bliss

An AMG Fan-Fic by Edo

Inspired by "Two Buckets of Marital Bliss"  From the "Kobon
Setsuwashi" dating from perhaps the 12th century, Anonymous.(1)

******  Warning ***********

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR UNDERAGED!  YOU HAVE
BEEN WARNED.

This story is VERY different than any of my other stories, so
be warned.

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	   Two Buckets of Wedded Bliss


	Some time ago, but not so long ago that the eldest of us
can not remember, there lived a collage student.  His name was
Keiichi Morisato.  Now, for many of us, collage was the happiest
time of our lives.  Learning new things, discovering sex, meeting
new people, getting drunk, having sex, getting drunk some more, and
having more sex.  But Keiichi was not a happy collage student.  You
see, Keiichi was short, that is to say he was vertically challenged.
Keiichi did not get invited to parties, he did not have a girlfriend.
Keiichi was still a virgin! Now because of this, his seniors picked
on him, and made him answer the dorm phone on Saturday nights.  Not
that it really mattered as he had not a social life.

	But, that all changed one Saturday night when the Fates
intervened in his life.  On that fateful night Keiichi tried to phone
for ramen delivery, but instead of the ramen restaurant, he reached
the goddess technical help line.  The Norse goddess Belldandy arrived,
via his mirror, grant this poor boy one wish.  No fool was he, Keiichi
wished that Belldandy (who was knock dead gorgeous) would be his
girlfriend.

	This event blessed Keiichi life.  The two of them lived together
in a magnificent temple.  Keiichi and Belldandy became the defacto king
and queen of the campus.  And soon Belldandy's two sisters, Urd and
Skuld, came to live with them.  They had many adventures and many joys
that are recounted in other stories.

	But, Keiichi was not completely happy.  You remember, he wish
that Belldandy was his girlfriend, not his lover, and because of that
small technicality, Keiichi was still a virgin, tho' he burned with
passion for the goddess.

	One night Belldandy came to Keiichi in a dream, "My dear," she
said, "meet me under the cheery tree behind the temple on the first
day of spring and I will be your wife."

	Keiichi awoke euphoric.  He could still see her lovely body
before him.  The day seem so far away!  Now Keiichi did not mention
his dream to Belldandy or her two sisters, as he was sure they would
laugh at him.  But on the appointed day Keiichi awoke early a waited
under the tree to see if his dream would come true.

	After what seem hours Keiichi saw Belldandy coming toward him,
dressed in a kimono of brilliant colors.

	"How nice to see you here!" Belldandy said to Keiichi when she
got to him.  "I am your wife now," the goddess informed Keiichi.  "If
you love me, you mustn't get involved with anyone else.  For you, I'm
the only one.  Remember that."

	"Even if she had been a mere mortal woman, Keiichi would not
have objected.  "Of course!" he promised.  "I wouldn't dream of
unfaithfull to you."

	Keiichi led Belldandy into the temple and lay down with her,
and knew her, for they where now man and wife.

	Now when Keiichi graduated he became a salary man working for
a large international company, and he worked hard, because he had a
loving wife.  Since Belldandy was a goddess, she was never too tired,
or had a headache, or was not in the mood, and it was never the wrong
time of the month.  And Keiichi lay with her every night, and sometime
two or three times on Sundays.

	Now it came to pass that Keiichi had to go to Kyushu on
business.  While he was there a subordinate of his just happen to
mention a very nice girl he knew of.  "You could have her come and
massage your feet or something, sir," the subordinate suggested.

	�Well,' though Keiichi, �even if I start getting ideas, I
suppose it doesn't really matter as long as I don't actually do
anything with her.'

	The girl arrived, dress to kill.  She began working on his
feet, but one thing led to another, and soon they where more intimate
than was proper, that is to say bodily fluids where exchanged.  In
fact, I must add, bodily fluids where exchanged between then everyday
until Keiichi had to leave.

	When Keiichi arrived home, he found Belldandy looking really
pissed waiting for him at the temple gate.

	"You promised you wouldn't," She screamed, "and now you've gone
and broke your promise! Oh, how could you?  I'm leaving.  I can't stay
here anymore."

	Keiichi feel to his knees and beg her to forgive him, that it
was only she that he truly love, that the girl had meant nothing to him.
Belldandy, meanwhile, went to fetch two big buckets of whitish liquid.

	"Here,"  she said, "I've saved it all since we been together.
You can keep it!" Then Belldandy vanished into the heavens.  It was, of
course, all the semen Keiichi had ejaculated into Belldandy.

	Despondent, Keiichi trudged into the temple that had been their
home.  Laying down on his futon, he stared at the ceiling wonder what
he should do when Urd came in to ask him what was wrong.  Keiichi told
her the entire story. Feeling sorry for him Urd lay with Keiichi and
knew him.

	Now Keiichi's life was never the same after this, but he
continue to being a salary man.  And one goddess was the same as
another, although Urd tended to be much louder.  And except for that
one time when Skuld was eighteen, Keiichi and Urd lived happily, for
Keiichi and learned his lesson and had not promised Urd that which he
had promised Belldandy.


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(1) "Japanese Tales"  Edit and Tanslated by Royall Tyler.  Pantheon
Books, New York, Copyright 1987 by Riyall Tyler: #20 Two Buckets of
Marital Bliss, Page 27-29: From the "Kobon Setsuwashi", "old Tale
Collection"  Dating from perhaps the 12th century, Anonymous.