This one had some funny moments
but the repetition of Shampoo KILL! and
Shampoo's childish/child-like manner of 
speaking was more distracting than humorous
(to me, at least). 

	1) Shampoo => Pantene Pro-V

	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

	2) bureaucratic doublespeak

	I knew there was some reason for this <g>

	3) qualification => quarry-fixation

	<EG>  I'll have to keep this in mind for future puns.

	4) Shampoo breaking hearts with her fist...

	The interviewer is perceptive isn't he? <g>

Venkarel
(who thinks your Shampoo acts like Pesto from Animaniacs)