*Name?

Kasumi Tendo. 

*Say, you have a nice voice!

Oh my.  Thank you, Mr. Interviewer.

*Anyhow, I'll skip over the next question for you are obviously
female....anyhow...age?

Nineteen.

*Only 19?  Wow.  You sound so mature!

(smiles)  Oh my...!

*Ahem.  Anyhow...what position are you applying for?

Well....it may seem strange, but 'homemaker'.

*There's nothing wrong with being a homemaker, Kasumi.  

Oh, no.  I didn't say that.  

*Ah well.  Anyhow, what qualifications do you have, Miss Tendo?

I can cook moderately well.  I know how to run a home effectively, Mr.
Interviewer.  I've been learning so for the past 14 years.  Oh, and I
specialize in MSRT.

*MSRT?

Miscellaneous Stress Relieving Techniques.  My follower, my only one I might
add, thought that up for me.  I originally give backrubs but people fall
apart too often.

*Fall apart?  You mean, they got 'stressed out'.

Yes.  That's it.  Though I can't understand why.....(hangs head a bit)

*Why don't you give me a backrub, Kasumi?  I'm sure you'll do it just fine.
Just let me have it right on the back and I'm sure I'll feel MUCH better after.

Thanks, Mr. Interviewer.  Now, turn around.  Just wait a few seconds, ok?

*Ok.

*SHING* *SHING* *SHING* *SHING* *SHING* *SHING*


      [DUM....DUM...DE-DUM....DUMM...DE-DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMMM!!!!!]

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For those among you who don't know what this was all about, well, have you
read 'Kasumi the Axe Murderess'?  :p