On Sun, 15 Dec 1996 08:05:45 -0500 (EST), Zen wrote:

At 06:04 12/15/96, Gary Kleppe wrote:

<Poof!>

Bwee! Bwee! Oink! Oink!

(For calling her an uncute tomboy, Aphrodite re-activates Gary's curse

>from the revengefics. P-Gary tries to reach the doorknob so he can go

find some hot water. Maybe he'll be back later...)

(!)  You mean your curse had been deactivated?!  You lucky bastard!  How'd
you manage that? >_<

Well, there's this secret ritual that involves splashing oneself with
water from the Holy Commode of Antioch while incanting the Seven
Unholy Words of Jorg Kr'lynnh. One has to remember to heat the water
first, and don't use the wrong toilet or you'll end up just switching
to Ranma's curse instead.

Oh, and one other thing-- let me drink some of this glass of water,
and I'll tell you... Whoops! <Blooosh!> Bwee! Ernk! Ernk!

Gary Kleppe
kleppe@execpc.com, Home page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe
My fanfics and the FFML map are on my comics/manga page,
       http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics