Ranma Vs. SailorMoon
Different Transformations
by Shiaw Chi "Hokodan"
Chapter 2:  Round One; Fight!

	"You're gonna punish me for what?" asks Ranma.  "I've never seen you before
in my life."  Ranma then pauses.  He didn't remember Ryoga when he came
looking for him.  Or Ukyou for that matter.  Ranma wrinkles his brow,
thinking hard.
	"Ranma, what'd you do to her!  Don't tell me you knocked her into Jusenkyo
too"  Akane turns to Sailor Moon.  "Do you transform into something else
too?"
	"Uhhh, no, of course I don't transform into a fourteen year old middle
school student living in Tokyo," answers Serena nervously.  "And what's
Jusenkyo?"
	"So what do you want me for?"
	Serena notices that Ranma... is a girl!  "Oh my god.  You are one sick
person!  I thought it was bad that anyone would help that depraved old
pervert, but to think that you're a female that's helping it!"
	"Hey, who you calling a female," replies Ranma angrily.
	"Scouts, I'm picking up some very strong vibes from all of them."
	"So am I Luna, but there's something unusual about it, it's not like the
one's I usually get from the negaverse," answers Rei.
	Amy has finally just about reached the others and begins to say "That's
because they..."  WHOOOSH!  Amy is whisked off her feet across the street
before she could finish her important news.
	Kuno sets Sailor Mercury down on the lawn across the street.  "Truly as the
sun begins its descent, that it is appropriate that we begin our ascent.
 With the amber sky reflecting our fanning desires, perhaps I shall go out on
the proverbial limb and thus, if I may be so bold as to inquire your name my
blue haired beauty," prompts Kuno.  "Those beautiful blue eyes, and bouncy
blue hair, truly she is deserving the love of Tatewaki Kuno," thinks Kuno.
	"My name is..." she begins but Kuno cuts her off.
	"But first, what kind of gentleman would I be if I did not introduce myself
first.  I have been bestowed many honored names, from the shining star of
Tokyo to the blue thunder of Furikan high, however, you may simply call me
upperclassmen Tatewaki Kuno.  And now, please continue your sweet dialogue."
	Amy looks at the handsome young man in disbelief.  She couldn't believe that
a person could be so utterly absorbed in himself.  She couldn't believe how
someone could attempt poetry that sounds intelligible but actually makes
little to no sense.  And she couldn't believe the thought that he was
actually cute had crossed her mind.
	"Ummm, my name is Ami Miz... I mean Amy Anderso... I mean Sailor Mercury,"
she says as she distances herself away from him.
	"Just as the night sky shall inevitably swallow the day, so shall our love
eventually swallow any hesitation on your part.  Give in to our desires and
allow me to date with you tonight!"
	"Oh god no," Amy accidentally burst out, then corrects herself.  "I mean, my
computer has fully accessed the energy reading emanating from your friends
and apparently it's their battle aura that's been giving off the high energy
readings, but my friends think they're from the negaverse.  I have to stop
them before they hurt your friends."
	"Ha ha ha!" Kuno laughs mockingly.  "Although tis true I carry little
affection for that spendgally Ranma Saotome and his plebeian friends, I must
admit that they are all quite capable fighters, all good enough to almost
challenge the might of my own blade.  I would be more concerned for the
welfare of your allies."
	"All the more reason for me to stop the fighting.  So if you'll excuse me
'upperclassman.'"  Amy begins to run back into the dojo but Kuno's blade cuts
her off.
	"Oh, so perhaps you are a fighter yourself.  Yes, the perfect package of
adroit intelligence, unparalleled beauty, and even fighting prowess!  Indeed,
you are worthy to become Tatewaki Kuno's third love."
	Third love!?  This person has some serious problems.  "Um, maybe some other
time upperclassman Kuno," she stops as Kuno moves himself in front of her,
blocking her path.
	"With manners to boot!  Yes, we shall join in combat first so I may prove to
you my love!  Defeat me, and I shall allow you to date with me," declares
Kuno has he moves in to strike Sailor Mercury.  She is able to dodge his
attacks, but just barely.
	"I think we have a misunderstanding.  I don't have to fight you, maybe we
could just change phone numbers or something," she babbles while trying to
avoid his blows.  "God, I don't want him to have my phone number," Amy
thinks.
	"What kind of warrior would I be if I were to accept so gracious an
invitation?  No, I must prove my worth to you in combat my love!" he yells as
he continues to pursue Sailor Mercury who has since turned tail and run.

	"You nega-scum!  What has your minion done with Sailor Mercury!  You've gone
too far this time.  All right nega-trash, prepare to be moon dusted!"
	"Kuno's no minion of mine, and I don't know where he took your friend.  I
don't even know what kind of grudge you hold against me," says Ranma as he
moves into a fighting stance, "but I'm really sorry if you turn into a
mongoose or something, or if my dad got us engaged and then ditched you."
	"Engaged... to you!  Oh my god, you are some sort of sick pervert!  I'm not
into that kind of... San Francisco stuff!"
	"I'm not a girl!  And why do you keep calling me a pervert?  And what is the
nega-verse?  Come to think of it, I think I would remember a quintet of girls
wearing skimpy sailor skirts."
	"Oh!!!  That's the last straw!  Who are you calling skimpy!  Sailor Scout's,
lets trash the nega-creep!"
	But before they have the chance to advance, a wall of would be fiancee's
block their path.
	"That's as far as you go gals.  I'm sorry, but ain't nobody gonna be laying
a finger on my Ranma sugar unless it's me," Ukyou says as she draws her
spatula out of her holster.
	"Ranma no worry.  Shampoo protect husband," she says as she crosses her
maces.
	"Not to worry Ranma darling.  These harlots shan't be harassing my dear
after I'm through with them."
	"Uhhh, girls, this isn't necessary.  I can handle all of them..."
	"Serena, let's all split up.  There's four of us against four of them,"
Sailor Mars orders as she moves towards Kodachi.  "Scouts, pick one and let's
tango!"
	"But I'm the leader here!  I should be giving the orders!  At least leave me
the pervert Ranma," whines Serena.  "Scouts, attack!"

	"I, the black rose Kodachi Kuno, shall accept your challenge you hussy!
 Let's see if you can keep up with me."  Kodachi leaps towards the rooftop of
the Tendo home.
	"Me keeping up with you is gonna be the least of your worries sister!"
shouts Sailor Mars as she jumps towards the rooftop as well.

	"Shampoo choose to fight on wall.  You good to fight on wall too?  Maybe you
no keep balance," she mocks as she springs onto the wall surrounding the
Tendo Dojo.
	"I'd be able to whip your butt fighting on a bed of spikes.  Just point out
where and I'll follow," brags Sailor Jupiter as she springs herself onto the
wall as well.
	"Me fight on spike bed before.  No big deal."

	"I don't know about you dearie, but I kind of like my feet planted on firm
ground," Ukyou pronounces.
	"I couldn't agree with you more," replies Sailor Venus.
	"But first, let's get out of my Ranma cuties' way so he can wipe up the
floor with that meatball head leader of yours," commands Ukyou as she starts
running to the backyard.  "Follow me if you dare!"
	"That meatball head is gonna be more of a challenge to your pal than you
think," lies Mina.  "Geez, I wish I had as much confidence in Serena as she
does in Ranma," she thinks.  They both run away from the front yard.

	"Your energy sucking days are over!  Prepare to be moon dusted!" cries
Sailor Moon.
	"You obviously don't know me very well if you want to fight me.  For
whatever it's worth, I'm sorry if you fell in Jusenkyo because of me.  Or,
I'm sorry, but I have more than enough potential brides already."  Ranma
leaps backward onto a stone in the pond, still in his fighting stance.  "If
that's not enough, I guess there's nothing left to say."

	Sailor Mars was still chasing Kodachi from rooftop to rooftop, and she was
getting tired.  "Damn you!  Why don't you stand your ground and fight!"
	Kodachi leaps down to a lower building, out of Rei's sight.  As Rei prepares
to jump down, a razor hoop shoots up from below, nearly cutting her face off.
 She stumbles and falls on her back.  Kodachi jumps into the air, hovering
right on top of Rei.
	"A whelp like yourself doesn't deserve my full attention!" roars Kodachi as
she throws a ball bomb at Rei.
	Rei is barely able to roll out of the way of the bomb, but the blast throws
her off the roof.  She lands on another rooftop right below the one she was
one.  She realizes she's on the verge of blacking out, and fights to keep
herself conscious.  The throbbing pain coursing through every inch of her
body helps.  She coffs hard, trying to regain her breath, as she struggles to
get on her hands and knees.
	"Prepare to die floozy!" screams Kodachi as she comes down with a spiked
club, ready to bash Rei's head in.
	With seconds to spare, Rei gathers up her energy as quickly as possible, and
mutters out, "mars... Fire... IGNITE!" she finishes off as a fireball emerges
from her fingertips and launches itself at Kodachi.
	"What in..." Kodachi utters out as she is barely able to twist in the air to
avoid the fireball.  However, the mid-air readjustment has her losing her
form and she lands with a THUD on her front.  After getting the wind knocked
out of her, she taker her time getting back up.  "What in the world," she
finally gasps out.
	"Don't underestimate a Sailor Scout," announces Rei as she moves in for a
strike.  Kodachi kicks blindly at her, but she dodges and is able to land an
elbow across Kodachi's face.
	Kodachi, rolling to the blow, loses her wits as the world begins to spin.
 She could still hear the wind break as Sailor Mars begins running for
another blow.  She quickly grabs the first weapon she can find and flings it
at Sailor Mars.
	The projectile comes hurtling at Mars, but Rei is able to grab... the
bouquet of black roses?  Suddenly, they explode into a cloud of gas.  Rei
sucks in her breath as quickly as possible, discards the roses, and stumbles
away from the cloud.  Her arms, her limbs, even her head suddenly feel like
they each weigh a ton.  Every movement suddenly becomes a struggle.
	"AaaaaaahahahahaAaaaaaaahahahaha," Kodachi laughs maniacally.  "I believe
you're beginning to feel the paralysis powder begin to take affect.  Those
flowers were originally for my darling Ranma.  A pity I had to waste them on
you."
	"You were... gonna give those... to your 'darling?'" Rei manages to spit
out.  Even talking had become sluggish.
	"My dear Ranma at times needs... persuasion.  But enough chit chat."
 Kodachi brings out her ribbon.  "It is time a taught you a lesson about
conduct."  She flings the ribbon so it wraps around Sailor Mars' arm, and
flings her against a chimney.  Rei slumps back to the ground.
	"What's the matter raven haired girl?  No more mighty words?"  Kodachi
swings Rei back into the air only to slam her down on the roof.
	Rei should be hurting.  She realizes this.  But for some reason, her body
just doesn't feel anything right now.  Maybe it's the powder.  Maybe she's
blacking out.  Or maybe it's because her body has just become numb with pain.
 She tries to look at Kodachi, but everything is just a blur.  The insane
laughter is just echoing around inside her head.  "I'm not going to win this
fight," briefly crosses Rei's mind.  Briefly because she then becomes upset
at herself for the notion.  With all the anger she begins building up, she
uses it regain feeling.  The anger courses through her body, legs, her eyes,
until the anger is animating her entire frame.  "Rei Hino," she thinks, "does
not lose."
	"How about mighty action instead of words!" screams Rei as she pulls the
ribbon sharply.  Kodachi unprepared for this burst of adrenaline, falls
forward but lands on her knees.
	"So there is life in you yet little girl?  No more playing around, time to
finish the job!" cries Kodachi as she launches herself at Sailor Mars.
	Sailor Mars leaps over Kodachi, and while she is flipping in mid-air, "Mars
Fireball Charge!" and she tags Kodachi's back with the charm.
	"What was that foolish girl?  Apparently it had no effect on me.  However,
I'm sure this ball bomb will work," she yells as she launches it at Rei.  Rei
dodges it but the ball... the ball simply bounces away instead of exploding.
	"Hmmm, must have been a dud.  Well, we'll see how well you react to my razor
hoop," she roars as she flings the hoop towards Mars.
	Sailor Mars rushes towards Kodachi and grabs the hoop... and it doesn't cut
her hand!  Mars leaps into the air and slips the hoop around Kodachi's arms.
 Kodachi, temporarily trapped by the hoop, gets a karate chop right into her
cheek, dropping her onto her shoulder.
	"I don't know what you did to me brat," she says as she rolls around onto
her knees, "but I don't need gimmicks to get the better of you."  With a
surge of strength, Kodachi breaks the hoop.  "Die!" she screams as she
unleashes a hundred clubs at Rei.
	Although they are not spiked, they still pose a threat.  Rei manages to
dodge all of them but one which clips her in the head.
	Seeing Mars doozy, Kodachi prepares to finish her as she pulls out her steel
rod.  "The end has finally come!"
	Mars quickly regains her senses and quickly chants "Mars Fire Ignite," as
another fireball plows towards Kodachi.  It misses her again, but this time
the explosion knocks Kodachi into the air, and right back down on her back.
	"You're damn right this is the end," Mars says as she charges towards
Kodachi.
	Kodachi pulls out her ribbon one last time, hoping to inflict a final
counter blow.
	"Mars Hot Foot!" declares Mars as she does a flip kick in the air, her right
foot burning brightly.  Kodachi wraps the ribbon around her leg, but the fire
burns the ribbon up.
	"Oh my..." Kodachi gets out before Mars' heel smashes into Kodachi's face,
knocking her off the roof and onto the ground with a THUD!  Kodachi lies
there, not moving.
	"Ha!  I guess that's that," Mars gets out right before her anger finally
subsides.  She crumples onto the rooftop herself.  "Rei Hino does not lose,"
she thinks right before she passes out.

	"Kasumi, is Akane cooking dinner tonight?' inquires Nabiki.
	"No Nabiki, why do you ask?"
	"Well, I smelled smoke and assumed it was her.  I was just about to call for
some ramen to be delivered."
	"Oh my.  If it isn't Akane's cooking, then I guess Ranma's friends did set
the house on fire again."
	"Don't worry sis, I'll call the fire department.  It's autodial #3, right?"

	Shampoo attacks with the maces attempting to stab Lita with it, but Lita
either dodges or blocks every attack.
	"You not bad, but you no keep this up forever," explains Shampoo as she
increases the tempo of her attacks.
	"You're right," says Lita as she breaks one of Shampoo's maces with a strong
straight punch.  "Maybe it's about time I went on the offensive."  She throws
a punch, spins into a roundhouse, spins into a sweep, tries a backhand, and
continues to punch and kick at Shampoo in the same manner, but Shampoo also
blocks every attack.
	Shampoo leaps into the air and brings her remaining weapon down hard.  It
misses Lita, instead breaking a huge crack in the wall.  "You for sure better
than Kuno."
	"I'm better than you," boasts Lita as she attempts a drop kick.  She flies
over Shampoo, and lands unbalanced, teetering on the wall.  Shampoo takes
advantage of this.
	"You no be able to dodge this," states Shampoo as she throws three shurikans
towards Lita.  She doesn't.  Two of them slip by her, but one of them slashes
her across the leg.  "First blood is Shampoo's," she says with a wicked
smile.
	"That's only a flesh wound," grimaces Lita.  "I'll show you some real blood
soon enough."  Lita then drives herself at Shampoo with amazing speed.
 Shampoo is caught by surprise as Lita's shoulder is suddenly ramming her
chest.  Lita drops to one knee tiredly, as Shampoo falls flat on her back.
	Before Lita has a chance to take advantage of this, Shampoo kicks herself
back onto her feet.  Shampoo gives no boasting statement as she begins her
attack.  Lita attempts to break through her offense with an uppercut but is
responded with a knee in the stomach, Shampoo then against connects with an
elbow uppercut along Lita's chin.
	Lita realizes that without one of  her weapons weighing her down, she's
twice as fast as before.  Lita manages to leap over a low sweep, but Shampoo
twists into a somersault and kicks Lita on the neck, then spins around for a
backhand.  As Lita staggers, Shampoo swings her remaining weapon and connects
against Lita's head, spinning her like a top.
	Shampoo stops her assault assuming her victory was assured.  To her
surprise, Lita had reeled backwards, but had managed to stay on her feet.
 She was breathing hard, bleeding hard, but above all, hard to beat.
	"You strong girl.  You have Shampoo respect.  But Shampoo still kill you!"
 Shampoo then begins to charge, her weapon grasped with both hands, preparing
to knock Lita to the moon with it.
	The short pause Shampoo had given Lita was all that she needed to get her
second wind.  "You're not bad girl, but now it's my turn!"
	Shampoo homerun swings her weapon, but Lita dodges under it, and lands a gut
punch at Shampoo, knocking the air out of her.  She then begins her quick
punch attack, which Shampoo desperately tries to avoid.  Of the hundred
punches Lita throws, Shampoo manages to avoid 3/4 of them.  The other blows
have her teeter backwards, her face stained with blood as well now.
	Lita remembers the reprieve she got when Shampoo delayed her assault, and
decides not to grant Shampoo the same.  She attempts to kick Shampoo with a
forward kick, but Shampoo manages to grab her leg and throws her weapon down
on it.
	"Damn!" Lita screams out in pain, and with her remaining leg, propels
herself across the short distance between Shampoo and herself.  "Flying
elbow," she cries as her elbow knocks Shampoo's head flying back.  Lita falls
to one knee, her left leg becoming numb.  Shampoo lands on her back and rolls
onto her feet.
	They are both silent.  Shampoo was overflowing with anger, and ready to
explode on Lita any second, if it weren't for the fact she was so tired.
	Lita, on the other hand, was thinking.  "We're too evenly matched.  We could
be at this for another hour, and who knows how badly Serena could get creamed
in that time.  She's probably crying already.  I have to end this soon."
	"No more fight.  Finish now!" Shampoo screams as she rushes at Lita.
	A bolt of lightning suddenly strikes Lita, and begins to take shape around
her.  She leaps into the air and chants "Jupiter Thunder Crash!" and
unleashes a bolt of lightning at Shampoo.
	Shampoo was coming in to fast to dodge it, so she instead throws her
remaining weapon at Lita's attack.  The weapon explodes in a fury of
electricity, with some of its residue nailing Shampoo.
	After the smoke had cleared, Lita could see Shampoo down on both knees
coughing, slightly burned across her entire frame.  But she quickly gets up,
ready to fight again.
	"Shampoo not know what black magic you use, but it no work on Shampoo," she
says, as she moves in for another attack.  With no weapons now, she was
moving at an unbelievable speed.  Shampoo kicks Lita in the body, then the
head, then... Lita can't even make out the blows anymore, but a hook across
her left cheek sends her flying.  Somehow, Lita lands on one hand and flips
onto her feet.
	"Stubborn girl, why you not FALL!" cries Shampoo, her patience obviously
exhausted.  She dashes at Lita, her left arm pulled back for a fatal blow.
 "This blow have all Shampoo got left," she thinks.
	Lita, realizing her predicament, makes a decision to either make or  break
this fight.  "I got to put all my power into this and hope to god that she
doesn't come back for more."  Lita pulls back her hands, wrapped in a
circular position.  A ball of lightning begins to form there.  "Haven't used
this one much before, hope I get it right."
	"Jupiter Thunder Crash Zap!" she bellows as she flings the lightning ball at
Shampoo.  Shampoo manages to avoid the brunt of the lightning, but its tail
still manages to nail Shampoo with enough power to kill lesser humans.
 Shampoo writhes in the air momentarily, before falling onto the ground in a
heap.
	Jupiter limps to Shampoo, making sure she was still alive.  Shampoo let her
know herself as she slowly tried to push herself up.
	"Shampoo... not finished... yet," she shakily gets out.
	"You're more resilient than I am, I'll give you that.  I'm sorry lady, but
you are finished," says Lita as she brings her leg back for a knockout kick,
when suddenly she becomes wrapped in chains.
	"If you've hurt Shampoo, I'm going to kill you!" cries a third party.
	Mousse lands on the wall behind Lita, and notices Shampoo on the ground.
 "Oh my god!  What did you to do Shampoo you tramp," cries Mousse as he pulls
Lita off the wall, swings her around, and then brings her back hard against
the side of the wall right below him.  Lita crashes into the wall, leaving
cracks and her impression on it, as she falls unconsciously back to the
earth.  He pulls back his chains.
	"Shampoo my love, are you alright," asks Mousse concerningly.  He picks
Shampoo's head up gently, only to realize it was burning hot.  Not only that,
but her entire head was mashed out of shape.  Then he realizes the head
wasn't connected to anything.  "AHHHH!  My dear Shampoo, that wench
decapitated you!  No my love, NOOO!  It's all my fault.  If only I had
arrived a minute sooner, you would still be alive."  Mousse pulls out a
sickle.  "I no longer have a reason to live," Mousse weeps out, preparing to
take his own life.
	Shampoo was trying to decide whether or not to let Mousse kill himself.  For
some reason she can't figure out, her more benevolent side prevails.
 "Shampoo over here stupid Mousse," insults Shampoo.  Mousse puts his glasses
on to notice he was talking to the electrocuted mace of Shampoo's.  "Shampoo!
 You're alive!" he says happily as he turns around to hug Shampoo.
	Mousse is appreciated for his altruism with a fist to the face.  "Stupid
bird brain, you no should interfere with fight between warrior woman,"
Shampoo answers angrily.
	"No need to thank me Shampoo," he whimpers out before falling off the wall,
senseless.

	"This has gone on for long enough.  I appreciate your compassion for me, it
really is quite flattering," an out of breath Amy says to Kuno, "but I need
to get back to my friends."  Amy had stopped running and just looks at Kuno
now.
	"But my love!  How can I truly appreciate the budding emotion between us two
young lovers unless I have castigated myself in your honor?  No, I must
continue to prove my worth!"  Kuno moves in to strike Amy, but she stands her
ground, just staring at him.
	"My love, why do you take no action?"
	"If you think for one second you hitting me with your kendo sword is going
to impress me, you'd better think again!  Either get it over with or get out
of my way!"
	"I cannot strike you if you do not parry.  Yet, I cannot date with you until
I have proven my valuation to you," Kuno says as he begins grabbing his hair.
 "I do not know what to do?  I, the mighty kendo master Tatewaki Kuno, is at
a lost for action.  Ahhhh!" screams Kuno as he runs away.  He could be heard
at a distance muttering "I shall meditate until my indecision shall be
illuminated by the light of cognition!"
	"Whew," Amy lets out relievedly.  "There's no telling what's happened since
I've been chased by that fanatic.  I've got to get back there as soon as I
can," says Amy as she looks at her computer showing her the way back.

Author Note: This chapter kept on going in my original, but aol is limiting
my message space, so I'm breaking it in half.  I'll be posting the "Round
Two" along with this one.