Okay, I got tired of mailing all these different lists, so I'm sending
Ranma/SM from part one again.  BUT!  But, this version is now completely
refixed, with no margin, spacing, intention, etc. problems.  I know some
people save my work, so this is the best version for you to save.  I now have
one big mailing list for everybody, and this saves me alot of grief of
mailing things over and over again since different people signed on at
different times.  All the chps. of Ranma/SM will be sent within the next 2
days, and I know some of you haven't read the conclusion of Ranma/SM yet.  I
apologize for that, Finals backed me up pretty badly.  But you'll get the
"PERFECT" version of this..., or at least close enough.  Before the end of
this week, I'll be mailing my next fanfic, Prom Night out to everybody as
well.  For those of you who have already read everything including Prom
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Sailor Moon vs. Ranma 1/2
Different Transformations 
by Shiaw Chi "Hokodan"
Okay, this is my second fanfic, but the first one ever posted.  I've had a
friend read it, and she thought it was worth reading.  I've tried to make the
story accessible to fans of either Ranma or Sailor Moon, but at least a
rudimentary knowledge of both is recommended.  Any Sailor Moon fan should be
able to pick up where this story takes place (between the first time Tux got
his memory back and the end of the first series).  Ranma has no timeline,
just whatever Viz has released so far.  This story is a whopper that just
kept going and going.  This is only the first two parts, but I have eight
parts done already.  I try to keep with the feel of the original stories, but
it's just a tad more serious than usual and by chapter 2, it does get a
little bloody, but pg-13 fair.  Quick shout to my real life editor Irene Shih
(now everybody knows how crappy a job you did!)  Enough already, on with the
story!

Prologue:  Sailor Moon... Defiled?

	"Wheeee!" Serena screams as she glides across the snow with the skill of an
Olympian.  The cliff is a steep 70 degrees, but Serena only sees it as a
means to go faster.  She carefully weaves left and right and back to the
right avoiding trees, poles, other skiers, lord knows what else.  She's going
so fast she can hardly make them out anyway.  It doesn't matter to her
though, because, because,.... because she isn't clutzing up right now!  No,
quite the opposite.  Shifting on her skis as elegantly as she is beautiful.
 She wishes her friends were with her now, and especially Rei; Serena would
kill to see Rei's face after watching her ski like a professional.  Wouldn't
she be jealous!  But a passing thought crosses Serena's mind.  I've never
been skiing before.  Oh well, maybe this is just one of those
"moon-princess-things" that just come naturally.
	All of a sudden, she begins to feel unbalanced.  Keeping her skis straight
becomes more of a struggle.  "What's going on," Serena wonders?  The sticks
begin to feel as heavy as trees as she tries to use them to regain her
equilibrium.  White begins to fill the air.  The snow is being blown around
by a fierce wind.  The gale begins to blow harder and harder until Serena is
caught in a full blown blizzard.  The wind and snow cut through Serena's
parka like daggers.  
	All through these past few seconds Serena has managed to keep herself up,
but she finally loses her composure and crumples into a helpless heap.  All
she can hear is the wind blowing, as the coldness grips her tighter and
tighter.  The wind almost seems to be speaking to her, it almost sounds like
words.  "WhoooreeeenaaaaSeeeereeeenaaaa!" the wind finally screams.
	"Serena, wake up Serena!" whispers Luna's familiar voice.  "Wake up Serena,
it's important."
	"Five more minutes mom, just five more minutes and I'll go to school..."
 Luna shakes her head in frustration.  Serena has left her no choice.  Luna
goes closely to Serena's ear, and whispers so loudly it's not really a
whisper anymore, "Wake Up Meatball Head!"
	Serena's eyes flutter open and before Luna knows it, Serena's hand had
grabbed the back of Luna's neck.  For such a clutz, she was pretty fast!
 "What'd you just call me Luna?  Like I don't get that enough from Rei
and...." Serena trails off as she is reminded of her destined love, Darian,
who's now in the clutches of the evil Queen Beryl against his will.  At
least, she hopes it's against his will.  Tears begin to well up in her eyes
as she wonders if she's lost Darian for the last time.  And all that time she
had treated him so badly.  
	Serena regains her composure.  "It's four in the morning Luna," Serena
whispers so as not to wake the rest of the house, "and tomorrow's a school
day so this better be important!"  Serena feels a cold chill creep up on her.
 She turns and notices her curtains being blown wildly by a strong wind.
 "And close the windows Luna! Why'd you open it?  It's freezing tonight, and
it turned my dream into a nightmare."
	"I didn't open it Serena, I think a prowler did.  In fact, you might want to
keep it down because he's right next to your closet right now!" hisses Luna
as she points at a small round shadow going through her closet.
	"Oh my god, what am I gonna do, oh my god!  I know, I'll pretend I'm still
asleep.  He won't bother me as long as I leave him alone," proclaims Serena
as she lays her head down and closes her eyes.
	Luna can't believe what she just saw.  Actually, she does.  Serena just
doesn't surprise her anymore.  This is the girl who has clashed heads with
Zoicite and emerged victorious and yet cries when she eats ice cream too
fast.  "Serena, you can take this person, your Sailor Moon, remember?  Go
punish him for stealing!"  Serena pretends to snore loudly.  At least Luna
thinks she's pretending.  Then an idea hits her.
	"Serena, I think he's stealing that sweater Andrew gave you for your
birthday," lying through her teeth.
	"WHAT!  Nobody touches that sweater!  I don't even wear it because I'm
afraid it'll lose his scent!" she screams as she jumps off the bed with
amazing speed and turns on her lamp.  "I am Sail...errr. Serena Tsukino of
Crossroads junior high, and on behalf of my crush on Andrew, I will punish
you!" she recites while doing her repetitive hand gestures ending with her
pointing at the big, tall, scary...midget?  And he wasn't stealing her
sweater, he was stealing....the little pervert was stealing her bras and
panties!
	"What are you doing!" screams Serena at him.  He was about the size of Luna,
with his few gray hairs poking out of his makeshift mask tied around his
nose.  He was wearing some sort of dark ninja outfit and carrying a bag
larger than he was.  The bag was so stuffed, the bra's were already
overflowing out of it.  Serena was stunned.
	Seeing Serena frozen like a deer in the headlights, the thief decided to
take advantage of this.  "Oh my, aren't you a grown girl!  Yes, your silky
little darlings will receive a special spot on my shelf.  You should consider
it quite an honor.  Let me allow you to thank me my dear!" as the pervert
suddenly launches himself into Serena's chest.
	"AHHHHHH!" she screams, her mind racing, the sicko... he's.... dirty
little.... my breasts... nobody....  Serena regains her senses and with a
might she never knew she had, bashes her fist into the pervert's head and
driving him into the ground.  "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME THERE!  WHO ARE YOU!"
	"Hmmmm, I've never quite seen a battle aura's like yours before.  Your
bosoms have given me an energy burst I haven't felt in a long time.  So much
untapped potential, how could a person have so much power and yet use so
little of it?"
	"I'll show you how little of it I use!" she screams as she attempts to step
on his little head.  Before she can grind her heel into him, he's gone.
	"Nice try honey, but you'll have to do better than that if you want to catch
the master of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts!" cries a voice from
the window sill. "And in regards to your question, the name's Happosai my
dear, and I get the feeling we'll be meeting again soon.  And if you want to
make it sooner, just drop by the Tendo Dojo of Anything Goes Martial Arts in
the Nerima district and ask for Ranma Saotome.  He's my apprentice and will
make sure you and me...get together again.  By the way, I love the hair!" he
says with a wink as he leaps away into the dark night.
	"Happosai," Luna states quizzically.
	"Ranma Saotome," Serena thinks out loud as she writes it down.  "I'll get
that little pervert and his stoogie if it's the last thing I do!"

Chapter 1:  Another Normal Day at the Tendo Dojo

	'"RANMAAAA!" screams a familiar voice.  "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE YOU
PERVERT!"  With that said, Ranma is seen flying out of Akane's bedroom window
into the carp pond.  Girl-type Ranma immediately rises from it, her orange
shirt, bow tie, and blue pants all dripping wet.
	"You think I'd want to go into your room?  Who'd want to be in the same
bedroom as a tomboy like you!  I'd rather be in Kuno's bedroom that be in
yours!" screams back an angry Ranma.  "And for your information, I didn't
walk into your bedroom, I was chased into it by...."
	"Ranma dear, where are you.  There's no need sparing that heathen woman's
feelings by refusing yourself your passionate desires for me.  Come to me now
my love and together we shall consummate...," the leotard clad girl trails
off as she walks upon the female Ranma.  "You!  You strumpet, what have you
done to my darling Ranma!  Holding him against his will no doubt.  Do not
fear Ranma dear, I shall free you from her treacherous grip as soon as I
teach this little prissy a lesson."
	Ranma stares at her with a dry look on her face.  It was annoying at first
having Kodachi barge into the Tendo's home looking for him then eventually
fighting him as a her.  Now..., now it was just getting old.
	"Haven't we been through this Kodachi?  I mean, has it ever crossed your
mind that 'Ranma darling' might want nothing to do with a lunatic like you!"
Ranma screams, his patience finally exhausted.
	"Oh, how dare you say such baneful things to me you hussy!  How could Ranma,
how could any man, resist the combat rhythmic gymnastic captain of St.
Heberiki High, the lovely yet lethal black rose, Kodachi Kuno!" and with the
final syllable, she flings her ball bombs toward Ranma.  "Give me back my
sweetums right now!"
	As usual, Ranma leaps away as they explode behind her.  "Don't call me
sweetums!"  Ranma flies at her with her leg extended, heading straight for
Kodachi.
	"Why would anyone in there right mind want to call you sweetums.  You my
dear, are not my SWEETUMS!"  Kodachi whips out her ribbon and wraps it around
Ranma's leg, and flings her towards the moon.  Ranma does a number of flips
in the air, and lands in the bushes behind the house.  Kodachi's maddening
"Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!" could be heard in the distance.
	"Why does this keep happening to me?  If only Akane would chase afteAHHHHH!"
yelped Ranma as boiling hot water was suddenly poured onto him.  "What the
hell was that for!" replied boy type Ranma.  "Are you trying to burn me!"
	"What's the matter Ranma?  Don't you want Kodachi's hands all over you
anyway, you pervert!"  Akane follows her outburst by smashing the kettle into
Ranma's face.  "What were you going to say about me Ranma!  I came to help
you, and before I even got there you were already saying something bad about
me!  I don't even know why I bother with you," she cries as her fist smashes
Ranma up into the air again.
	Ranma lands with a thud in the front yard.  Crumpled into a heap, Ranma
still mutters out "At least I didn't land in water this time."  Then Ranma
realized something.  It was still 3:00 PM, and this being a Friday, the day
was most definitely going to get worse.
	No sooner had Ranma finished that thought, when he heard a loud CRASH as the
front gates were shattered into splinters once again.
	"Ranma Saotome!" yelled a familiar aristocratic voice.  "You heathen!  Not
only to you hold my goddess in pig tails hostage, deceive the Tendo's into
giving Akane her hand in marriage, but you also greatly disrespect a member
of the Kuno family.  Albeit tis true my sister is a mere zealot with a severe
sociability problem, obviously due to her isolation in a confined all girl
school, which also severely hampered what little sanity she had, nonetheless
she is my sister and a member of the Kuno family, so prepare to tremble in
the face of the Blue Thunder of Furikan High, quake as Tatewaki Kuno's blade
falls upon your feeble head..." before he has a chance to continue his
dialogue a bicycle wheel  had embedded itself into the back of his head
driving him face first into the ground.
	"Ni Hao Ranma," chirps a cute little voice with a heavy Chinese accent.
	"Ni Hao to you too Shampoo," replies a very tired Ranma.
	"Mrmmmmm!"
	"Why Kuno put head under Shampoo bike?"
	With a surge of strength, Kuno lifts himself up, throwing the bike off him
by a couple of feet.  "I did not place my head under your vehicle you doltish
Chinese floozy!"  Kuno then turns his attention to Ranma, who was still lying
on the ground looking bored.  "Saotome, do you fear me so much that you would
have your Chinese wench protect your cowardly hide.  Fight me for the love of
Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed girl!"
	Shampoo lands evenly on the bikes two wheels.  "Kuno rude to Shampoo, and
Kuno rude to husband.  Shampoo think she teach Kuno lesson on manners"
 Shampoo leaps off her bike and while in the air, draws her two maces, then
dives towards Kuno.
	"A challenge is it?  Although I usually do not degrade my standards to fight
helpless woman, I shall make an exception for you!"  Kuno leaps towards
Shampoo with his kendo sword drawn.  "Shed no tears when I, Tatewaki Kuno,
strikes you down!"
	As they draw within range of each other, Shampoo blocks Kuno's sword with
one mace, and strikes Kuno in the face with the other.  Kuno falls slackly to
the ground in the usual "Ranma 1/2" pose.  Shampoo lands smoothly to the
ground.
	"Shampoo no break sweat.  You no worth Shampoo time."  Shampoo turns around
expecting to see Ranma's waiting arms, but finds he has since left.  "Where
Ranma go?  Ranma no worry, Shampoo find you."
	As she prepares to leap again, a voice yells "Ha Ha Ha!  Do you think the
shining star of Tokyo, the captain of the Kendo club, could be so easily
defeated?  Face me as I shall smite you for your gull!"  Kuno rushes at
Shampoo swinging his sword wildly.  Shampoo is narrowly dodging every blow.
	"So you not as weak as Shampoo think.  Shampoo might get serious now."

	"Good afternoon Ranma.  How was school today?" Kasumi asked with her ever
sugar-sweet voice.
	"Same as it ever is Kasumi.  Is there anything to eat?" replied Ranma,
walking into the kitchen.
	Soun and Genma are sitting down for their usual game of go.  Genma is in his
panda form.  "Ha ha ha Genma.  It looks like you've finally run out of luck."
 
	Genma holds up a sign reading "(Girl-Type) Ranma, put your clothes on."
	"Whu!!!!!!" startles Soun, quickly turning around.  Genma quickly moves some
pieces while he's distracted.
	Ranma, sitting at the table and stuffing his mouth with food, began
wondering "I wonder what happened to Kodachi?  And why isn't Akane here
beating me up?  Maybe I should look for her."
	"What are you talking about Genma, your son is in boy form and fully
clothed."
	Genma holds up another sign saying "What were you doing trying to look at my
NAKED SON!"
	"Errr....nothing, um, let's continue playing shall we.  Your move isn't it?"
	A loud CRASH followed by a SMASH vibrates into the house.  "Oh my.  Are your
friends visiting again Ranma?  I do hope they don't set the house on fire
again.  It's such a bother for those nice fire men to come here every week"
 Kasumi then continues to prepare dinner.

	Kodachi is seen flying out of the Dojo on her back.  "My Ranma dear would
have nothing to do with a vile temptress like you!  First the pig-tailed girl
and now you dare try to interfere with the budding passion between me and my
love!"  Kodachi throws her spiked clubs at Akane, who dodges them.
	"I don't care what you and that pervert Ranma do, just get out of my way
while you're doing it!" cries Akane punching and missing Kodachi.  "Honestly,
I can't even get a quiet work out anymore since Ranma moved in," thinks
Akane.
	"The pig-tailed trollop had the sense to flee from me.  Apparently you do
not share in her intelligence!"  Another ball bomb is thrown at Akane.  She
avoids it but it explodes into a suffocating gas.
	"Koff, koff, can't breathe," mutters Akane as she begins to slump to the
ground.  Kodachi's silhouette can be seen emerging from the smoke.  She has
her spiked club over her head preparing to strike.
	"Die panderer!"
	Kodachi is suddenly tackled and thrown onto the ground.  "Who dares!"  She
opens her eyes to see the face of her love on top of her.
	"Oh my, Ranma dear!  She suddenly grabs Ranma's head and prepares to kiss
him.  "Yes my love, let us join our affections right here and now!"
	"Uhh..., no Kodachi..., this isn't the time or place...let go of me,"
declares Ranma as he tries to push himself off Kodachi.  Suddenly an elbow
caves in the top of his head.
	"I don't know Ranma.  Maybe this is the perfect time and place for you and
Kodachi TO DO WHATEVER YOUR HORMONES TELL YOU BECAUSE DON'T LET ME STAND IN
THE WAY OF NATURE!"  Akane then walks away, tears begin welling in her eyes.
 "Frankly Ranma, I don't care anymore what you're doing or who you're doing
it with.," Akane whimpers out as the tears become uncontrollable.  She runs
back to the house.
	"Akane, wait!  It's not what it looks like.  It's never what it looks like;
you should realize that by now!"  Ranma squirms free of Kodachi and begins to
pursue Akane.
	"Ranma love!  Forget that felicitous whelp and come drink from the sweet
nectar of the black rose of... BONK!"
	Kodachi is flattened under a large spatula, apparently unconscious.  "Stay
away from my Ranma honey!" roars Ukyou.  "He ain't gonna be drinking anything
of yours!  Probably laced with poison anyways."  
	Ukyou turns around and begins to pursue Ranma herself.  With one hand, she
puts the spatula back in her holster, and is holding an okynomiyaki in the
other.  "I made this just for you Ranma honey!"

	As the bus pulls away from the stop, five girls and two cats are revealed.
 The girl with the two longs braids is fumbling with a map, turns it around,
then back upside down again.  She is obviously confused.
	"Are we in the Nerima district yet Serena?  I didn't think so!  Just give me
that map," the girl with long black hair yells as she pulls the map from
Serena.
	"Hey!  You just had to asked nicely.  And what makes you think you can read
a map any better than I can?"
	"Because I'm not a clumsy, ditzy, meatball head!"
	"I know why you're so grumpy.  You're just jealous that I'm the moon
princess and that Tuxedo Mask is mine!"  Serena surprised by what she just
said, suddenly stops, fumbling for the words to quickly apologize.  "I, I
didn't mean... I mean...."
	Rei, just like everybody else, is taken aback by the statement.  However,
Rei quickly recovers and screams "Apparently you didn't do a very good job of
keeping him, did you, because right now Queen Beryl has him!"  Rei then too
becomes quite.  Rei is struggling to fight back the tears, and not
succeeding.
	Serena makes no attempt to hold back the tears and lets out a "WAAAAAAH!
 It's not my fault you know!  You think I wanted to be the stupid moon
princess in the first place!  I didn't even like Darian until 2 weeks ago!  I
never asked for any of this cr...stuff."  She falls on the ground sobbing as
usual.
	Everyone is silent, not knowing what to say.  Lita and Luna attempt to
comfort Serena.  Rei has her back turned to the crowd.
	"Geez Artemis, I'm beginning to think we were better off on our own,"
whispers Mina.
	"Give it some time Mina.  Everything is happening too fast for everybody to
adjust.  Besides, if we're to have any chance against Queen Beryl, we all
have to stick together," whispers back the white cat on her shoulder.
	Amy interrupts the silence.  "Um, I think I have some good news, or bad news
depending on how you look at it.  According to my computer..." says Amy as
she punches buttons on her pink planner "...we're in the Nerima district.
 And I'm also picking up some extremely powerful energy signals coming from
just a block away."  She punches some more buttons.  "Yes, it's the Tendo
Dojo, we made it!"  
	She then wrinkles her face into a frown.  "But this is very odd.  We usually
do get a powerful energy reading from a Negaverse creature, but that's
usually after they've sucked a decent amount of energy already.  Not only do
I not sense any other energy drained individuals in the area, but I'm getting
multiple high energy readings, way above the average human.  This doesn't
make sense..."
	Before she could continue her examination, Serena had begun running towards
the Dojo, with everyone else in tow.
	"See Rei, I did find Nerima after all.  If it wasn't for me, we wouldn't
have found this new negaverse threat either.  I'll be expecting an apology
anytime."  Serena then sticks out her tongue and pulls down one eye.
 "Nyaaaa!"
	"Even meatball heads like you get lucky once in a while!"  Rei does the same
gesture, and the two can be seen fighting as they run off into the distance,
with Amy playing catch up to everyone else.
	"Wait for me," she yells, still fumbling with her computer.

	"Akane, wait up!" yells Ranma as he tries to catch up with her.  He turns
the corner into the front yard expecting anything but what he saw.
	Akane was just standing there, her back turned to him.  Even without seeing
her face, it was obvious she was crying.  In the background, Kuno and Shampoo
could still be seen fighting in a haze of smoke.
	"Akane...me and Kodachi weren't doing anything.  But if it means anything...
I'm..." Ranma trails off.  What am I doing?  Was I just about to apologize to
that tomboy for no reason!  What does she care anyway?  What do I care!
 Unless...  "Akane, I'm...  I'm sor...I'm sorry for what just happened.  Even
though you're a macho chick, I'd never... mean to hurt... you," Ranma
whispers out the last word, half of him wanting her to hear it, the other
half afraid of her reaction to it.
	Kuno is seen flying across the background.  Then running back yelling
"tatatatattattata," performing his quick strike technique.
	Akane turns around, her eyes still soaked with tears.  Despite that, a
certain happiness and eagerness were seen in them.  "Do you *sniff* mean it,
Ranma?" she says wiping the tears from her eyes.
	Ranma begins to walk up to her, not knowing what he was doing but completely
trusting his impulse.  "Akane, I..."
	Before he could finish, a splash of water soaks him through, turning him
back into girl-type.  They both turn around to look at the interferer.  Ukyou
was seen, holding a now empty bucket, with a very upset look on her face.
	"Yeah Ranchan, do you mean it.  Come on, tell me the truth?  Am I the cute
one or is she!"
	Kuno could be seen flying again.
	
	"Moon Crystal Power!"
	"Mars Star Power!"
	"Jupiter Star Power!"
	"Venus Star Power!"
	The girls are surrounded by different colored flashes of light as
unexplained backgrounds start popping up behind them.  They begin running
into the dojo as soon as their transformations are finished.
	"Wait up everybody, my readings are concluding that..."  As she runs toward
everybody else, she notices everyone is already transformed.  "Oh what the
hey... Mercury Star Power!"

	Both of the girls around him were on the verge of tears, but he felt like he
should be the one crying.  "Why me?" he wonders.  He knows he doesn't want to
hurt Akane, but Ukyou is one of his best friends.  He was stuck between a
rock and a hard place.
	"Uhhh, Akane.....ummmm, Ukchan....um um um um...." stammers out Ranma.
	"Well!" both Akane and Ukyou shout out.
	"Which one of you is Ranma Saotome!" shouts a blond haired girl with two
long braids dressed in a sailor outfit.
	Everyone stops to look at the four new sailor clad girls.  Even Kuno and
Shampoo stop fighting.  Kuno notices a fifth girl catching up to the rest of
the crowd.
	"I'm Ranma Saotome!" exclaims Ranma happily.  "I doubt this is good news,
but it sure couldn't be worse than fending off both Akane and Ukyou," he
thinks.
	"I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice and defender of the innocent.  I
fight for innocent girls against pervert lechers like you," she says
performing the oh-so-familiar motions.  "In the name of the moon, I will
punish you!"

Author: I guess that was pretty long for only two parts, huh?  Oh well.  Any
criticisms or comments would be appreciated.  Send them to schi@uci.edu.  By
the way, I usually like to nearly finish a story before posting it because I
often go back to reedit some things.  For now, I'll be releasing everything
in two part blocks.  The action starts to fly in the next chapter, "Round
One, Fight!"  It's already out, so go read it already!
Jya Ne!
Shiaw Chi "Hokodan"