Girls Vs Nerima Guys:
Chapter 6: Endgame
A Fanfic by Eddie Vagg and David Myers


The story so far: A-ko, B-ko, C-ko and gang go to Nerima for a student
exchange trip, and B-ko learns that she's been set up to marry Kuno by her
father.  
A-ko has lost her powers due to a run-in with Happosai, but she's
formed a friendship with Ranma, who offered to help her out. 
Ryoga gives an odd medallion to Akane as a souvenir from Gravitron City. 
A strange substitute teacher, Gail shows up and generally acts like Darth 
Vader.
C-ko gets kidnapped by Gail, followed by Akane. (now THAT's 
a twist...) 
Using the Codex Medallion, Gail moves the spaceship from Gravitron City 
to Tokyo for reasons yet unknown.  
Hikaru Daitokuji's martial artists prove to be total cowards, and of no value
whatsoever. Meanwhile everyone fights amongst themselves.
B-ko's plan backfires when she remove's A-ko's Bracers, thus restoring her
powers... 

                    ************
Ranma leaps from battle droid to battle droid making faces at his pursuer.

Ranma: Nyaaa catch me if you caaan.
Kuno: Saotome I will punish youuuu!

The giant K.U.N.O doid follows Ranma close behind obliterating each of the
Gamma droids with its giant saber.  Ranma leaps to the ground underneath
one of the droids.  As Kuno moves his sabre in to finish off the robot
Ranma leaps off to the side just as the droid explodes. 

Kuno: At last you are smitten fiend.  I have finally laid the great Ranma
Saotome low.  Ahh some days my prowess impresses even me! 

Ranma: Puff Puff Doesn't that guy ever give up.

Ranma stands propped against the alley watching the droids moving
throughout the city. 

Ranma: What are those things?  Where the hell did they....
Soun: RANMAAAA!!!! 

Ranma jumps back in shock at seeing Soun spring out of nowhere.

Ranma: Where the heck did you guys come from?
Soun: How could you let that... teacher kidnap Akane like that.
Ranma: What the heck are you talking about?
Soun: That Mr... Gail has kidnapped Akane...
Ranma: Akane's been kidnapped...Again.. what is it with that girl?
Genma: Be that as it may, its your responsibility to rescue her Ranma my boy.

Ranma: I kinda have other things on my mind right now.  Like where the
hell all these walking coke cans came from. 
Genma: Listen to me! As Akane's fiancee its you responsibility to rescue 
her from her captors.
Ranma: Jeez aint it just peachy how I always get hooked up with the rescue
missions.  Alright then where is she? 
Genma: Hmmmm I don't know.... 

Ranma falls to the ground.

Ranma: Then how the heck am I supposed to save her if I don't know where she is?
Genma: Don't ask me, she's not my Fiancee.
		************************************** 

Gail is on the Galaxy bridge of the Egota class cruiser, Akane and C-ko
with him, tied up to a column.  C-ko is still in her hypnotic trance, but
Akane has regained some of her pluck. 

Akane: You won't get away with this Mr Gail!  Ranma will come and rescue
me, you just wait and see! 

Gail: I told you NOT to call me that!  It's GAIL!!! Just plain Gail!  
Akane: Well! *Sorr-rry* Mr Gail!

Gail: Impudent fool! You should consider yourself fortunate, you will be
witness to the end of this pathetic city.  I have chosen to spare you from
destruction, after all, you possesed the medallion.  You were never the
rightful owner, but you do have a strong spirit. (pauses romantically) I
like that in a girl. 

Akane: WHAT!!!
Gail: Your eyes... They shine with intelligence...
Akane: I don't believe this miste...
Gail: JUST GAIL!

		*************************************  
B-ko sighs. 
B-ko: Ok, A-ko. C-ko's missing again.  I'll offer you ANOTHER
temporary truce, but only until C-ko is rescued.  Is that understood?
Ryoga: I'll rescue you, Akane! 
A-ko: (gestures to Ryoga) You can't carry both of us up there you know... 

B-ko: And why would I need you?  I am quite capable of rescuing C-ko on my
own thank you. 
A-ko: What?  Don't you dare! 

B-ko flies up into the sky.  She pauses when she is level with a tall
water tower. 

B-ko: Ta ta A-ko have fun getting up there.  Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Ryoga: Bu..bu.. but you can't do that.

Suddenly a shadow flies from the tower until it hits B-ko from behind.

B-ko: What the?  You again get it off get it off!

B-ko begins flying around in circles and loop the loops trying to dislodge
Happosai from her buttocks. 

Happosai: (clings on to B-ko's rear end) Oh! What a fine day! did I
mention what a peachy complexion you have? 

Ryoga: Look at her go.
A-ko: She's headed for the spaceship.

B-ko flies crazily through the sky until she becomes a distant speck in
the sky, Overshadowed by the Egota Class Space Cruiser.  Finally there is
a small explosion implying that B-ko flew into the ship. 

Ryoga: Greeaaaat! How are we going to get there now.
 
A rope ladder lowers near them.  B-ko's pink gyrocopter hovers above,
piloted by Ume, and pedal powered by Mari.  Asa and Ine ride shotgun,
wearing combat fatigues. 

Asa: Climb the ladder!  We'll get you up there!
A-ko: Well... Ok....
A-ko and Ryoga climb the rope ladder, and the ornithopter gains altitude.

           ************** 
Standing stately, Gail continues to survey the chaos. He pulls out a
communications device from his robes. 

Gail: Gamma droids, we have what we came for.  Return to the ship.
Gail turns to Akane and C-ko.

Gail: As for you two, it's time we went for a little walk...
             ***************

All of a sudden, the Gamma droids stop fighting, and one by one take off.

Genma: Look boy! An opportunity presents itself!  See if you can't ride
piggypack on one. 
Ranma: You'd better know what you're doing, Pop. Hyaaa!
Ranma leaps heroically on to the back of a Gamma droid.  Oblivious, the
robot takes off. 

Kuno: Ranma! You cowardly flee from the Blue Thunder of Furiken high.  I
shall pursue thee with untold vengance! 

The K.U.N.O mecha shudders, as exhaust fumes eminate from hidden
propulsion thrusters.  With more noise than dignity, the K.U.N.O lifts
off. 

Ranma: Go away Kuno! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away!

Desperately Ranma leaps at the last minute onto B-ko's construction just
as the K.U.N.O moves in and strikes at the Gamma droid destroying it
instantly. 

     *****
In the battle worn corridors of the spaceship, a fight rages.  The
outnumbered skeleton crew of the ship, about 20 Alpha Cygnan women in body
armour are trying to hold off the Gamma droids with Laser rifles. 

Cygnan soldier 1: It's no use, we're being overwhelmed!
Cygnan soldier 2: We must fight to the last woman. Bwaaaa!!!

Cygnan soldier 2 is fried by Gamma laser fire.

Cygnan communications officer: (looks hopeful) Help is on it's way!

The last guardians of the Egota class Cruiser look through a shatterproof
window, to see the waterlogged, battle scarred remains of the casino city
in the hold.  Down "Main street" flies D in her Scout Saucer. 

D: (thinking) Gail, you fiend. I will defeat you and rescue the princess. 
But there sure is a lot of hiding holes for a rat like you in such a large
ship.  

********

Kuno: Curse you Saotome I will punish you!
Ranma: Ahhh Kuno....
Kuno: Every dog has his day and today is yours fiend!
Ranma: Ahhh Kuno.........
Kuno: I will not be stopped I will not be dismissed I will triumph!

Ranma grabs hold of the K.U.N.O's Shoulder and swings into its armpit just
as it crashes into the space cruiser.  The large Egota Class Cruiser
complete with C-ko smiley face and Spaceshipland mural now has a man like
protrusion projecting from the side of the ship.  Inside the ship the
K.U.N.O Mecha has managed to ram its head and shoulders into the
corridoors. Many of the Cygnan soldiers stare at the remains of the Gamma
droids which have been crushed by the K.U.N.O's entrance.  Ranma slips up
into the corridoor and gives a quick smile to the soldiers. 

Ranma: Yo... how ya goin?

They fall to the ground in shock.

		*******************************   

B-ko comes to her senses in a corridor, a gaping hole in the hull of the
spaceship offering her a spectacular view of Tokyo.  Happosai nestles
warmly on her chest. 

Happosai: Oh such beauty! A marvelous...
SLAM!

B-ko: You've molested me for the last time, pervert!  I think you will
enjoy this...  BLACK JACOVINI SHOOTING STAR! 

A long, viscious electric whip spits out from a small handle held by B-ko. 
B-ko: (cracks whip) Whoa boy!
Happosai: Humph! I was just giving a kind lady a hug!  What's wrong with that?
B-ko: SHUT UP!
CRACK!
Happosai: Yow! That smarts! And you call me a pervert!
CRACK!

This time Happosai dodges with considerable skill. Happosai leaps up on
B-ko's shoulder. 

Happosai: Ha! I'm too close for you to swing your whip now, girlie!
B-ko: I don't believe this!

B-ko seizes the pint-sized martial artist by the scruff of his neck, and
hurls him down the corridor with all her strength. 
Happosai: WAAaaaa....
B-ko: Don't come back now, y'here! 

Happosai hurtles down the passageway, and slams right through a hatch,
into darkness. 

Happosai: (sniff sniff) What's that delightful aroma?

Happosai lifts his head.  It is apparent he has reached the ship's
laundry, he sits on piles of womens undergaments!  Thousands of
brassieres, and panties litter the room, some stacks reach the ceiling. 
Happosai's eyes widen in astonishment. 

Happosai: I'm in heaven!  

Happosai begins swimming in amongst the various pieces of womens
undergarments, Laughing hysterically.
		***************************************
Meanwhile aboard the pink gyrocopter A-ko, Ryoga and B-ko's stooges home
in on the battle fortress.  A-ko appears to have replaced her bracers. 
Ryoga is catching a few stares from the various women but he doesn't seem
to notice. 

A-ko: My powers are back for good! 
Ryoga: Just how strong are you? 

A-ko smiles to Ryoga and winks.

A-ko: Strong enough!

Ryoga nods and then looks up at the approaching battle fortress.

Ryoga:(Thinking) Don't worry Akane, I'm coming for you!

He then looks across at Mari who is peddling furious in an attempt to gain
some altitude.  She looks back at him and her thick lips twist into a
sweet smile. 

Mari:(Deep voice) Hi.
Ryoga (Shocked): Ahhhhh ahhh yeah hi.

He looks away a look of disgust, revulsion and most of all fear written
all over his face. 

		************************************ 

The Cygan foot soldiers watch as Ranma charges down the corridor.

Crrrreeack! K.U.N.O's hatch opens, and Kuno staggers out of the cockpit of
his mecha. 

Cygnan soldier 1: (readies laser rifle) Identify yourself! 
Kuno: What! You fail to recongnise the great...
B-ko: IDIOT!

B-ko charges into the corridoor, furious as ever.

B-ko: I can't believe I entrusted you with my invention!  (points) Look
what you've done! That took me all night to build!

Kuno: Your tool has served it's usefulness, now let the heavens tremble as
my enemies feel the wrath of Kuno! 

B-ko: Grrr!

Cygnan soldier 1: That woman's an identified threat.  OPEN FIRE!

The Alpha Cygan footsoldiers let loose with a volley of laser fire.  B-ko
dodges like crazy, but Kuno stands his ground, proudly. 

Kuno: Let not the spear of the devil strike me down, for I am the light, 
the magnificent...
B-ko: COME ON!  
B-ko yanks Kuno by the hair out of the path of a dozen
lazer beams, and returns fire with a volley of missles. Stunned and
blackened, the surviving soldiers duck under cover. 
 
B-ko: I can't believe I just did that.  Be grateful Tatewaki, you owe me!

*****

Mari finally stops pedalling.
Ume: We're there!

The Gyrocopter has landed on the outer hull of the spaceship, amongst the
ruins of Spaceshipland's theme park. A gaping hole in the hull permits
entry to the innards of the ship. 

Ryoga:  Akane's in there... I hope you brought a map! 
A-ko: I've been here before...

Ume:(reading instruments) Incoming hostiles!
Asa: Battle stations!

Asa, Ume and Ine ready an assortment of heavy weaponry, as Mari leaps from
the gyrocopter. All of a sudden, an army of Gamma droids spew from the
opening, and charge into the theme park. 

Asa: Fire!
Ume, Ine and Asa fire their Bazooka's collectively taking out scores of targets.
Mari, solo stands in the way of hundreds of Gamma droids.

A-ko: Uh.. Mari, do you need a hand?
Ryoga: We can't leave her to fend for herself!

A-ko and Ryoga also leap from the copter and join Mari

Mari: (high pitched girlie voice) In 10 seconds time you will cease to exist.
Hiyayayayayayayayayaya!

Mari's arms are a blur, as she tears into the Gamma droids.  They are no
match for the musclegirl, even though they outnumber her one hundred to
one. 

Ryoga: (flipping one droid into the hall of mirrors) Woah! She's some
martial artist! 

A-ko: (kicks a droid past the ferris wheel) She's pretty good!  

A-ko picks up the Merry-go-round and throws it at a clump of droids.  The
amusement ride explodes on impact, destroying the drones. 

A-ko: Come on, Ryoga. We've gotta find C-ko and Akane.
Ryoga: I'll clear a path!
A-ko: No need...

A-ko punches a large hole into the battle fortress and leaps in.
 
		************************************
Gail strides down a corridoor, Akane and C-ko still bound by rope are
being marched by a Gamma droid escort. C-ko, now lucid, realises her
predicament.

C-ko: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!  

Gail: Shut UP you little munchkin!  Act like the *princess* you're
supposed to be.  You aren't making things very easy... (raises fist) If
you weren't the blood owner of the codex... 

All of a sudden, D steps out from a door, complete with battle bikini, and
Scimitar. On her left arm D wears a shield. 

D:  Ahh... The notorious space criminal Gail.  We meet again! Return the
Princess to me and I may have mercy. 

C-ko: (cheers up) Hi Dee! 
Gail: Ahhh yes... I thought I killed you.  
D: You thought wrong!  Yaaaaa!

D charges at Gail with a slash from her scimitar.  Gail raises his palm,
and D's sword is deflected by an unseen barrier. 

Gail: Now I'll finish the job.

Gail's open palm clenches into a fist, and energy shoots straight at D,
who manages to parry the blast with her shield.  The force of the impact
sends D flying into a bulkhead, knocking her unconcious. 

Gail:  I'll leave you to dream of oblivion.  Muhuhahahahahaha....

******

B-ko: And WHERE do you think You're going?

Kuno: Wench, my nemesis even now is scurrying about like some cowardly
curr.  I must hasten my pursuit and smite him for his crimes. 

B-ko: Yeah! So what!  Who needs you anyway!

Kuno turns.

Kuno: Fear not Akane Tendo,and the Pig Tailed girl I shall triumph over
the nefarious Ranma Saotome! 
                     *********** 

Ryoga: Hey, look who's up ahead! 
A-ko: B-ko! 

B-ko turns.
B-ko: How did YOU get here!

A-ko: (puzzled) Your friends took us here...

B-ko: GRRRRR!  I told them to "take care" of you.  
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!  IDIOTS!!!! 

A-ko: Well, we're here now, and you're gonna have to put up with it.
B-ko: If dear C-ko wasn't missing, I'd settle this right now!
A-ko: That's right! C-ko's missing, and I really don't have time to argue 
with you, B-ko.  

Ranma: (distant echo) C'mon and work you stupid piece of... (nearer now) Woah!

Ranma appears, emerging from a tube-lift.  Standing on nothing but a
force-field, Ranma looks suprised. 

B-ko: (angrily) How convienent! (huff) I suppose I'll extend my tempoary
truce to you as well... 

******

D, slumped in the coridoor, regains conciousness.

D: (alarm) Princess! (thinking) Must get up...

Suddenly a nearby hatch opens, and A-ko, B-ko, Ranma and Ryoga emerge.

A-ko: D! What happened?

D: Gail... (cough) Gail has the princess, and the medallion...  The ship's
interface port is in engineering, I must get there and stop him! 

Ryoga: Let's go! 

Ryoga lead's the way to a hatch.

B-ko: Better let ME lead the way.  I know the plans to this spaceship like
the back of my hand!  You'll find that chute leads to the waste disposal
unit. 

A-ko rolls her eyes.

A-ko: In that case B-ko, YOU take that hatch.
                       
************

B-ko, Ryoga, Ranma and A-ko run into the Engineering section of the Egota
class cruiser. 

Ryoga: Akane!
A-ko: Cee-ko!
Akane: Ranmaaaa!
C-ko: A-ko!
Ranma: Yo Teach'  Why? Why are you doing this?

Gail: Its Gail! Gail! I tell you!  Besides your too late when this codex
in place a shock wave will protrude from this structure destroying all of
Tokyo and much of the surrounding fields.  MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  As
for you four, you will have to deal with my Gamma droids!

A large number of Gamma droids fall from the ceiling and start engaging
the four warriors in combat.  A-ko moves quickly at sonic speed pounding
droid after droid into submission.  B-ko moves with an equal flair sending
numerous droids to the scrap heap w ith her missles and machine gun fire. 
Ranma and Ryoga have a little more difficulty, however they quickly deal
with a handful of droids using various kicks and punches. 

Gail: Ha Ha! You're too late! The codex is in place and the count down has
begun. 

Computer: Four minutes till Beta wave emmission and counting..
Akane: Ranmmaaaaa!
Gail: Ship initiate internal defences.  

A number of laser cannons lower themselves from the roof and begin
rapidlly firing at the four fighters.  Ranma flips and leaps clear until
he is safe behind a large computer terminal. 

Ranma: Ryoga, A-ko over here!

A-ko leaps through the air and lands on one of the cannons and then
rebounds across the room towards the computer terminal.  Ryoga dodges
desperately through the laser fire until he too is safe behind the
terminal.  B-ko joins them after dispatching sever al of the cannons. 

B-ko: This is hopeless. We need to take these defenses out.
Ryoga: She's right! If we don't get to that computer and switch it off...
A-ko: What about Akane and C-ko?  And how are we going to deal with Mr Gail?

B-ko: You don't understand, I have studied this system.  The only way to
shut down the countdown is by destroying the computer network itself.  We
would need to destroy this rooms computer system and the systems on the
level above and below us.  We simply can't do that, we don't have time!

Ranma: I got an idea. Ryoga, B-ko, take out the cannons and then Use
Kuno's robot to get Akane and C-ko out of here.  I can take out that
computer.  But I don't got time to worry about those cannons or that
Teach'.  Got me? 
B-ko & Ryoga: Right!  

Computer: Two Minutes until emmission of Beta Wave and counting. 
A-ko: What about me? 
Ranma: I'm gunna need your help with the computer, but first I gotta 
know.  How tough are you?

		**************************************

Ryoga and B-ko leap from their hiding place and begin moving through
cannon fire. 

B-ko: B-ko's Sugoi Kaiten! 

B-ko flies into the air and begins spinning like at top at an
unprecedented speed.  As she spins she begins firing her machine gun. 
Bullets fly out in all directions taking out laser cannon after laser
cannon.  Gail raises his palm again, deflecting the rounds, saving
himself, Akane and C-ko from injury. 

Gail: Nooooo!
Ryoga: Arrrrgggghhhh Give back Akane!
Gail: Impudent fool you're no match for me!

Gail raises his arm at Ryoga as the young martial artist runs towards him. 
Electrity crackles up and down his wrist until a blast of pure energy
fires from his hand.  Ryoga in mid motion moves just enough so that the
energy blast hits him in the shoulder rather than the chest.  Ryoga 
screams out in pain before falling to the grounds.  

A-ko: Ryogaaaaaa!
Gail: Gamma droids kill him!

Two Gamma droids move in to finish Ryoga off.  They stand over him
menacingly and raise their cannons. 

Kuno: Have at thee fiends of darkness! Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da ! 

Kuno moving like a bat out of hell, strikes each of the droids countless
times with his boken, destroying them both. 

Kuno: Haaa! Your insidious constucts have fallen,as predicted. Surrender!
And release your hold on Akane Tendo. 
B-ko: Shut up and help him out of here. 
Kuno: How dare you... 
B-ko: Before he dies! 
Kuno: Indeed.... 

B-ko flies past Gail quickly and grabs both C-ko and Akane in her arms
just as Ranma leaps out from behind the panel and begins finshing off a
number of the remaining droids.  Kuno with Ryoga slung over his shoulder
departs quickly and is followed by B-ko carrying Akane and C-ko. 

C-ko: Oh Hi B-ko!
Akane: Raaannmmmmaaaa!  
Ranma: Dont worry Akane I'll save Tokyo, believe in me!
Akane: Ranmaaaa noooo!

Behind the control Panel A-ko crouches ready.  Upon hearing the exchange,
a small tear appears at the corner of her eye. 

Computer: One minute and counting!
Gail: You really think you can stop me, foolish boy.
Ranma: Back off teach', or  you're gunna get hurt. 

Ranma's knuckles crack as he makes a fist.

Gail: (scolds) Going to! I'm *going to* get hurt. Just because I'm a
meglomaniac bent on destroying Tokyo, that is no excuse for poor grammar. 

Ranma smirks and stands ready as his ki begins to form around him.  

Gail: Ha Ha I know something of you martial artists.  I know that you are
no match for me! 

Gail raises his wrist and energy crackles up and down his arm.

Gail: Die Ranma!
Ranma: HIRYU SHOTEN HA!

As Gails blast fires towards Ranma, Ranma punches upwards as a Dragon like
chi construct negates Gails attack.  Much to Gails astonishment though it
also strikes Gail full in the chest.  Sending him flying upwards, as the
winds of hot chi energy begin to stir.  The winds of hot chi begin to 
blow faster and faster forming a tornado around the two.  A-ko moves in 
towards the tornado as it continues to gather momentum.

A-ko: Now?
Ranma: Not yet!

The winds begin to twirl faster and faster sweeping up nuts and bolts as
it goes. 

A-ko: Now?
Ranma: Another second!

Metal Panels on the walls begin to buckle as the strength of the winds
change the pressure within the room.  A-ko stands unsteadily as the winds
threaten to sweep her off her feet. 

A-ko: Now?
Ranma: NOW!!!!

With that A-ko begins to run.  Faster and faster she runs, around and
around moving in the same directions as the tornado.  Before long she is
moving at the same speed as the tornedo and only a red, brown and white
blur is visible.  The she puts on the pace and the tornado itself picks
up speed.  Becoming Faster and faster and faster and Stronger and stronger
and stronger. 

		*********************************
Ranma spins madly through the air as the strength of the winds threatened
to overwhelm him.  He looks up as the metal in the roof began to warp
under the incredibly fast winds.  He looks down and sees the floor is also
warping and a smooth groove is formi ng beneath A-ko's feet. 

Ranma: Its working!

		*********************************
Ryoga, Akane, C-ko, B-ko and and Kuno made their way to the K.U.N.O. 
Winds begin to sweep down the corridoor in the direction they had just
come. 

As the winds sweep through the corridoor bolts and pieces of metal fly
paast the party of hero's.  As they watch , however, a number of silken
womens undergarments fly past the back in the direction of the fight.  As
they continue Happosai bounds past them. 

Happosai: My Silky darlings come back...

They all watch after him for a minute.  Then they ignore and continue
until they reach the K.U.N.O. 

Akane: Ranma noo!    
C-ko: A-ko!
Akane: Ryoga I've got to go back for him.
Kuno: I cannot permit it.
Ryoga: He's right, there's nothing any of us can do.  We have to get out
of here now Akane. 

Akane looks reluctantly back the way they came.  Until B-ko gently guides
her into the Giant robot. 

C-ko: Wow I've never been in one of these before. Can I drive?
B-ko: (eyes sparkling) Yes C-ko, of course you may.
Everyone else: NO!

C-ko's lower lip begins to tremble as the K.U.N.O dislodges itself from
the battle fortress and falls down towards Tokyo.
		****************************** 

Meanwhile in the engineering computer room various pieces of machinery
ripped away from their housing. 

Ranma: Its working.

As he watched the machinery flies through the air until it crashes into
the roof leaving a small hole.  That one hole though widens as the
incredible pressure of the winds rip and tear at it. 

Ako: IIIIIIII DDDDDDOOOOOONNNNNTTTTTTTT KKKKKNNNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWW MMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHH
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRR IIIIIIIII
CCCCCCCAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN KKKKKKKEEEEEEEPPPP TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHIIIIISSSSS
UUUUUUPPPPPP!! 

Ranma: A few more seconds!
		******************************

The crew of the K.U.N.O all watch as the entire engineering section seems
to literally implode. 

Akane: Ranma!!!!!!!
C-ko: I wanna drive Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

A huge tornedo rips its way free from the metal behemoth and pieces of
metal and machinery begin raining down on Tokyo.  Ryoga suddenly points
towards a figure who is twisting in the wind and falling towards the
earth. 

Ryoga: Who's that?

The K.U.N.O follows the figure down and down and down.  Until it lands
into a small water fountain.  The K.U.N.O. itself lands next to the
fountain and Ryoga, Akane Kuno and C-ko all leap out and run to the pond
where a tuft of red hair is floating at the surface.

Akane: Ranma?

A-ko rises from the water gasping for air.  C-ko, over joyed leaps into
A-ko's embrace. 

C-ko: A-KO I found you!  Gee A-ko it was so exciting I got kidnapped by
Gail, well you know that already but then we all ran through the
corridoors and my voice was getting really sore from calling out for you
but then all this womens underwear flew past and that ugly little man was
chasing it which is really disgusting don't you think **Gasp** 

A-ko: Ranma?  Wheres Ranma? 
C-ko: A-ko! You're not listening to me! 
Akane: We don't know, we didn't see him fall out of the ship. 
Kuno: There is no way that anything human could srvive a fall of such 
magnitude. 
Ryoga: He's right, but we must not give up hope Akane. 

Akane's mouth begins to quiver and tears begin to form in her eyes.

Akane: Ranma noo, he cant be dead he cant be...
Ranma: Ha I showed him.  That teach' aint gunna try that twice!
Akane: RANMA!!!!
A-ko: Ranma!
Kuno: Curses!

Ranma hanging onto to B-ko leaps to the ground nimbly.  He stands their
confidently despite having a number of serious cuts and bruises.  He also
seems to be nursing his arm. 

Ranma: Thanks for saving me B-ko!

B-ko(Scowling):  I didn't have much choice seeing as how you fell on top
of me and wouldn't let go. Thats one you owe me Saotome. 

Ranma looks snidely at B-ko for a moment but is surprised when Akane runs
to him and embraces him tightly. 

Akane: I thought you had died.

He stands there for a minute looking down at her and then moves his arms
in to embrace her back when suddenly she steps back and slaps him in the
face. 

Akane: How could you make me think that you jerk!

Ranma: What the? It wasn't my idea.  Hey if you hadn't gotten kidnapped in
the first place none of this would have happened! 

Akane: What so now its my fault....
		***********************************
A-ko and C-ko stand in their school uniforms talking to Ranma and Akane by
the Furinken High gates.  Ranma has his arm in a sling from a sundry wound
he picked up in the tornedo. 

Akane: Do you have to go so soon.
A-ko: I'm afraid so.
C-ko: Bye Akane, thankyou for those cooking tips.
Akane: No problem C-ko!

Both Ranma and A-ko face fault. 
Ranma: What about the space ship. 
A-ko: D says that the engines were not too badly damaged and although 
there wasn't enough power to enter orbit, there was enough power left by 
the codex to get it back to Gravitron City. 
Ranma:  Good.  Can you imagine looking at something that ugly ever day... 

A-ko: You'd get used to it... Akane.. I want to apologise if I caused any 
trouble between you and Ranma. 
Ranma: Ahh don't worry about it A-ko. Akane gets jealous like that all 
the time. 

Akane elbows Ranma in the stomach. 

A-ko: Oh my god we are late we're going to miss the plane!  Bye Ranma, bye
Akane. 
C-ko: Bye Akane, say good bye to that nice girl with the red hair
for me will you.  
Akane: Sure! 

A-ko and C-ko disappear into the horizon in a cloud of dust.
		**********************************

Hikeru Daitokuji(Grumbling): C'mon B-ko we're going! (mutters) stupid
ninjas... 

B-ko and Kuno stand looking at each other.

Kuno: Yes...
B-ko: Well..

Kuno:  It is well that you are not travelling back with your class mates. 
True nobility deserves to travel with a bit more comfort than the
commoners. 

B-ko: I'm glad to see we finally agree on something......  I'd .. better go.
Kuno: Very well.

B-ko begins running down the path towards her father.

Kuno: At last I am free of you.  You evil Harlot.
B-ko: You'll pay for that!  (lifts arm) Akagiyama Missiles!
		************************************ 

Nabiki: So your little Fiancee has returned to Gravitron.  Did you give
her a good bye kiss? 
Kuno:(covered in bandages) No and she is not my Fiancee.  My heart 
belongs only to Akane Tendo and the Pig Tailed Girl.
Nabiki: You didn't even kiss her goodbye.  C'mon are you a man or aren't
you? 

Kuno is about to retort when Mr Gail suddenly enters the room.

Kuno: YOU!!

Gail: Since my Plans to leave this planet have been foiled, Principal Kuno
has asked that I stay on as your Teacher for the rest of the year.  As
such I would like you to open your English books to page 114.  Now
translate this phrase. {Fools fools, I wil l destroy you all}

Kuno's entire class fall to the ground in shock.
		

THE END.

Authors Notes: 
Dave: Dedicated to Venus Terzo, Cathy Weseluck, Lynda Boyd,
Teryl Rotherty, Robert O. Smith, Terry Klassen and Ian Corlett who do
voices for both characters in the Ranma 1/2 series and Project A-ko 2-6. 
A True Ranma / A-ko crossover. 
Ed: Thanks to everyone for your encouraging Email, as usual, we can be 
contacted at: evagg@canberra.dialix.oz.au

Ps.  Apologies for all missing characters, Ie, Shampoo, Mouse, Colone,
Ukyo, Kei, A-ko's parents... and anybody else we missed.