From: Terence Fergusson

(Sings) Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Bert...
Happy birthday to you.

Okay, now who wants to volunteer to give Bert the bumps! ^_^

	Err...  I'm a little guy, someone else can colbber the lummox! ^_-

Berk' "REM" Watkins...

"I don't speak softly and carry a big stick,
 I carry a big mallet and brain you with it 
 *without* warning!"

                     - REM on a *bad* day...