Snicker, laugh, giggle....


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     Nene   Nene    Nene    Nene    Nene    Nene    Nene    Nene    Nene   
                    I met a Lady in the Meads,
                    Full beautiful, a faery's child,
                    Her hair was long, her foot was light
                    And her eyes were wild.
                                            J.Keats
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           Agent Of Chaos. Robyn, Duke of Amber. Unicorn Knight
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Subject: Merry Christmas Morning Chuckle



Top Ten Health and Safety Violations Found at the North Pole

10. Exposure to radioactive material caused a sleigh-leader's nose to
glow red.

 9. Contaminants in cafeteria food have given workers an *elf-like*
appearance.

 8. Sleigh travelling with an unsecured load (the sleigh has approx.
 64 cubic feet of storage  space to hold toys for 500 million
children - you figure it out!)

 7. No reindeer stoop and scoop policy.

 6. First-aid kit contains only ju-jubes and pixie dust.

 5. Improper personal protective clothing has resulted in a Lyme
 disease epidemic amongst all reindeer handlers.

 4. Sleigh not equipped with proper hazard and fog lights.

 3. The employer constantly smokes his pipe in the workplace.

 2. Means of entrance and egress do not meet the building code. i.e.
 doors are only 3.5 feet in height. As well, chimney flues have not
been  allowable entrance/exits since 1973.

 1. The employer, when charged with violations of the Occupational
 Health and Safety  Act, threatened to put theOSHA Inspector on
the "naughty" list.

Violations observed by
Chris Vaillancourt
Safety Technician
Infrastructure Maintenance Division
735 Industrial Ave.
Ottawa, Ontario