Resent due to presumed FFML going down...

 Robyn, Duke of Amber wrote:
 >
 <<SNIP>>
 >
 > [source unknown]
 >
 > If I ever become an Evil Overlord,
 >
 
 >   2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
 
 Or with motion detectors, cameras and a gas flood system (how many
heros
 wear gas masks…)
 
 
 >   8. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you
kill
 >      me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?"  I'll
say, "No."
 >      and shoot him.
 
 Shoot him and THEN say ‘No’
 
 >  12. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum --
 >      a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
 
 Build a Lubyanka equivalent (sp)…  keep it close, but not too close.
 

 14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident --
     I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.

 
 Or make it such an IMPROBABLE accident that everyone KNOWS who did
it...
 Crushed by a Gargoyle while swimming off Beachy Head... Accidentally
 stabbed himself 27 times... etc etc
 
 >  22. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's
 >      just one thing I want to know."
 
 Or "What could possibly go wrong" or "Nothing can stop me now"
 

-- 
Barry Cadwgan ( BCADWGAN@FL.NET.AU )
"The end does not justify the means.  
 The end is the sum of the means,
 as the road travelled determines the destination." 
Valijon Starbringer (Hellflower Trilogy, Eluki bes Shahar)