So while we're on the subject of bad filks...

Tatewaki (sung to "Buddy Holly")

What's with this homey insulting my girl?
Why do they gotta fight?
What did he ever say to her bad,
that he's gettin' hammered tonight?

Woo hoo
But I know I'm hers
Woo hoo
Cause I know she's mine
Woo hoo
I like that just fine

Ooo-wee-ooo
I look just like Tatewaki
Oh-oh
and she's A-ka-ne Tendo
I don't care what she says about us anyways
I don't care 'bout that

(a few guiter squeald)

I won't give up now
I'm almost there
And end Saotome's spell
Saotome is twisted
in all his ways
Akane knows it well

Woo hoo
But I know I'm hers
Woo hoo
Cause I know she's mine
Woo hoo
I like that just fine

Ooo-wee-ooo
I look just like Tatewaki
oh-oh
and she's A-ka-ne Tendo
I don't care what she says about us anyways
I don't care 'bout that

Bang Bang
Saotome die
by the Blue thunder of Furinkan High
Oh no
what'll he do
ho ho ho I destroyed his shoes
he can't run and he can't hide
Saotome is gonna die
Whassamatta whassamatta whassamatta you?
didn't fear the guy in blue?
oh hoooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
(instrumental lines)
Now you're gonna dieeee
(Now you're gonna dieeeee)
((Now you're gonna dieeeeee))

[Ranma: Tenchen Amiguriken!]
[Kuno: oh, ooh, OUCH, OW, OOH, OWWWWWWWWW]

Ooh-wee-ooh I look just like Tatewaki
Oh-oh and you're akane tendo
someday I'm gonna beat that Saotome
with a besuboru bat!

[fin]

All apologies to Weezer for this piece of trash
(but just wait for my "Mother Mother" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Air Hadoken <jmomb@nauticom.net>