Special Notice: This is a promo for my upcoming series. Read it, and look
forward to it. It IS a 'Ranma 1/2: Next Generation' series, but beyond that,
anything goes. Also, Uma DOES meen horse, and Ryouga's son is called Butaga.
Uma is short for somthing (prehapes we will learn what later. Basicly, its
like when your mother uses your full name, INCLUDING YOUR MIDDLE NAME, when
she is angry at you. What fun.).
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     Hears Uma: The Interview (promo).
     by Stanley "Quartzite" Teriaca.
     All charaters involved are eather copyrighted Rumiko Takahashi, or are
created by myself. Pardon my mispelings. No profet has been made, so do not
sue me. Coments? E-Mail to (teriaca@omnifest.uwm.edu) or through the Fanfic
Mailing List (fanfic@fanfic.com)

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(we enter a room whear a nice looking older man is seated. Next to him is a
young girl with straight black hair, a red blouse, and a black skirt. Next to
her is a boy in a yellow shirt with the kangi for "Hibiki Pig Farn" on it, and
black pances. The boy looks uneasy.)

Interviewer: Welcome. We are proud to present an interview with the stars of
the new fanfic series called Hears Uma. So, without ferther adu, hears Saotome
Uma...

Uma (the girl in the red blouce): Hello.

Interviewer: And Hibiki Butaga.

Butaga (oveously the boy) (*taps the mike pined to him*): Um, is this thing on?

Uma: Don't worry, koibito, we are only going to be talked to by one person. [1]

Butaga: But we will be read by eveyone. Do you know how many people are on the
Fanfic Mailing List?

Uma: Don't forget Rec Art Anime Creative also.

(Butaga faints)

Interviewer: Will he be fine?

Uma: Don't worry. Since he is a country boy, he is not use to being in frount
of so many people. He will be fine.

Interviewer: Let us begin. So, Uma-chan (is it ok to call you Uma-chan?), it
says in my notes that your father is Saotome Ranma and Saotome Akane, right?

Uma: Yep.

Interviewer: So, who is this girl in the photo with your mother?

Uma: My father.

Interviewer: Is it? If it is, he must be a profesinal transvestite, for I was
convinced that was a woman.

Uma: Um, my father IS a woman, sometimes...

Interviewer: Sometimes?

Uma: The Jusinkyo Curse. It is a long story. Much to long for the interview
time.

Interviewer: So, is thair anything else we should know about you?

Uma: Thay say I enharated my fathers stubonness, my mothers anger, and my
grandfathers love for food. But, if one trate I would love people to remember
me by, I would pick my romantic heart.

Interviewer: It says here that your father knows martial arts. Do you know
martial arts as well?

Uma: No. But I do know bugei. Saotome Rei Nandemo Bugei. [2]

Interviewer: I thought it was the Saotome School of Indiscrimative Grapling?

Uma (sweatdrops): Um, ya, well, it still is. But it is just to much to say.
Why did pop chose that name in the first place?

(Butaga wakes up, and starts to leave)

Interviewer: Whair are YOU going?

Butaga: Well, since your bussy intervieing Uma-chan, I thought I could wait
outside.

Interviewer: I have to talk to you also. You ARE her boyfriend.

Butaga: Not by my choice.

Uma (angerly): Your choice? Ha! I picked you, and you are stuck with me, lover.

Butaga: Well, it diden't help that your old man and my old man got together
and decided to get us engaged when we were born.

Uma: You can't fight fate.

Butaga: Your father brought the sake. Not mine.

Interviewer: Amazing how salmon can make people forget.

Uma: Especialy when followed by rice wine. [3]

Butaga: Im leaving.

Interviewer: But won't you get lost?

Butaga: Im not my father. Besides, he cured the Hibiki Bloodline Curse before
I was born. (looks at Uma) I just wish he would of hitched me up with a cute
girl instead of you.

(Uma picks up a table, and clobbers Butaga)

Interviewer (recovering from that display of vilonce): Well, we are out of
time. Tune in tomorrow when we will have on Takahashi Rumiko, and The Brothers
Brothers. Thank you, and keep safe.
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[1]: koibito = lover, darling, or boy/girlfriend.

[2]: Bugai is japanies for Martial Arts, if you did not know.

[3]: Salmon and Rice Wine is both known as Sake (athoe with difrent kangi,
thair both rominised the same). Conicidence? I think not.

     Sunenly, a shape apears and taps Stan on the shoulder. Stan looks, and
Uma appers.

Uma: Um, Stan-kun, you better get bussy and start writing the first Hears Uma
fanfic, or else.

Stan: Right away.

Stan "Quartzite" Teriaca (who will release the first Hears Uma fanfic soon.
Verry Soon. Realy.)