"Self Esteem", by HAYES


La! La! LaLaLaLa! La! La! LaLaLaLa!

Dunnanunt Da Dunnanunt....

I saw her walking on a nice sunny day
I had practiced all the things I would say...
But when she walked up, I lost my nerve
I called her "uncute" and she pounded me into th' dirt

Now I know I beening used
But that's OK because I like the abuse
I know she's playin' with me,
But that's OK 'cause I got no self-esteem

Oh Way - yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-heh! heh! Heh!
Oh! Yeah-heh! Yeah-heh heh!
Oh! Yeah-heh! Yeah-heh heh!

Now around guys, I act real tough,
I kick 'em around till they've had enough.
Now I know how strange this seems,
But around girls I just got no self esteem!

Oh Way - yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-heh! heh! Heh!
Oh! Yeah-heh! Yeah-heh heh!
Oh! Yeah-heh! Yeah-heh heh!

When she says, OH! that she wants only me,
Then I wonder why she bonks me on the head!
When she says that I'm a big jerk,
Then I wonder how much more I can stand!

Well I guess I should stick up for myself,
But I really think it's better this way.
The more you suffer; the more it shows you really care...
Right?  Yeah....

...

Now I'll admitt, I like this little bit:
This happens more then I'd like to admit:
Late at night, she knocks on my door,
A fanfic writer's messed with her head and she's lookin' to score.

Now I know, I should say "no"...
But it's kinda hard when she's ready to go!
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb,
I'm just a she--male with low self esteem!

Oh Way - yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah-heh! heh! Heh!
Oh! Yeah-heh! Yeah-heh heh!
Oh! Yeah-heh! Yeah-heh heh!


*When she says, OH! that she wants only me,
Then I wonder why she bonks me on the head!
When she says that I'm a big jerk,
Then I wonder how much more I can stand!

Well I guess I should stick up for myself,
But I really think it's better this way.
The more you suffer; the more it shows you really care...
Right?  Yeah....

(Back ground as follows: 
Dunnanunt Dunt Dunnannunt! x 35)


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Apologies to Rumiko Takahashi and Offspring
The preceding was not a formulized publication, nor an official use of any copyrighted
material.
Written by Hayes
hayesman@webspan.net