At 10:59 AM 11/28/96 -0500, REM wrote:

From: David Bateson <major@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au>
To: MegaKupo@aol.com
Cc: fanfic@fanfic.com
Subject: Re: FFML:Hey,I want the lemon fanfics.
Date: Wednesday, November 27, 1996 7:33 PM

P.S. You do realise that by whining, crying and begging for "LEMON's" you

are reinforcing most of the negative stereotypes of AOL users.  Not to 
mention earning a questionable reputation in your own right.

	Aye, he does have a wee bit o' a point thar...  (now disarming the
accent...)  Don't whine, it's bad manners and attracts flames.

Berk' "REM" Watkins...

Bleh. Oh well.. Well, try reading ones that are already written, especcialy
if you're new. A whole library of em out there :P YO TODD! Send one copy of
"The prince and the letcher" thata-way! ^_- 
If I remember correctly, there's a whole bunck of fics on WWW pages all
over, and you can check the ffml and Raac archives.

Technomage at Large,
Zen-Gweepery Master,
and All Around Otakunized Maniac.

"Pray that the heart of stone remembers tears, and the 
soul of fire, love." 
- Opening poem of "The Wheel of Time Book Seven, 
                  A Crown of Swords."