Subject: bad crossover of the week
From: Peter Schell
Date: 11/27/1996, 7:18 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Last week I posted a bad crossover idea.
I was lazy and did not put much effort into it.
As a result it bombed everyone like it.

I have no one to blame but myself and I vow to try harder.

Bad crossover of the week

    Hogans Heroes and the Return of the Overfeind with a little Ranma
thrown in.

We open on a dim dank dirty dungeon. There is a row of unconscious brutal
looking 
soldiers along one wall. As well there are several Lab techs that from
there looks, if they were in another series you would expect to momentarily
mutate into a half human half plant tentacled monstrosities. 

It is a vast room held up by large dressed stone pillars.

One of the pillars has an opening where a false door has been swung open.

Several lovely naked blond girls are being helped into this entrance by a
short man wearing a berate.

The last girl to enter gives a shout of outrage and turning slaps the small
man.

Hogan--LABOU get over there and help Newkirk with the soldiers and lab techs.

As Labou goes over to help another man who is busily striping the uniform
of an unconscious german soldier, Hogan who is dressed as a gestapo officer 
turns to the two men beside him.

Hogan--"I still can't believe that you two were deep undercover agents all
this time."

Klink--"Did you really think that you were that clever Hogan if it wernt
for me and Shultz here you would not have lasted one season__I mean one year."

Hogan-- "still it's a good thing you were the one that was put in charge of
the slave labor pens or we might never have found out about this hideous
plan."

Klink--"Yes but even then if it had not been for the Jusenko villagers in
the chinese resistance we might never have been able to come up with a plan
to destroy this monstrous plot."

Hogan --Picking up a small keg and walking over to his men who are dressing
themselves in the uniforms of the now nude guards and techs.

Hogan--"If I had not seen it with my own eyes I would never have believed
it." 
He begins to sprinkle water on the Naked men who turn into blond big
chested women.

"Who could ever have imagined Spring of drowned Swedish National Bikini Team.


And that is why the Nazis failed to summon the overfeind.  

Ha let see anyone say they want to see more of this.

Peter no clever tag line just plain folks