Okay with this I guess I officially cease to be a lurker.
This is my first post that isn't a request so please keep this in mind.
Oh and I want to apologize to everyone for the test message I sent the 
other day I missed the part about those in the Faq.  One final thing I 
pin all responsibility for this on the fact that I have been reading too
many fics and songfics. ^_^

Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 was created by Rumiko Takahashi and I in no way claim
to be responsible it is owned by her and several corporations that bought 
or leased the rights to the series.

And now without further ado...

		Ranma 1/2 The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
A violent tomboy.

On the second day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Two psycho siblings, (Kodachi and Kuno)
And a violent tomboy. (Akane its just a song)

On the third day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings, (Who have nothing better to do than chase me)
And a violent tomboy. (Akane put down that mallet!)

On the fourth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings, (Get away from me Kunou)
And a violent tomboy. (THUMP)

On the fifth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Five Jusenkyo curses, (Me, Ryoga, Mousse, Shampoo, and pop)
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And I violent tomboy.

On the sixth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Six attacks by Ms. Hinako, (Gotta get her pressure points)
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki, (At 35% interest hourly)
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

On the seventh day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Seven sappy chem club members,
Six attacks by Ms. Hinako,
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

On the eighth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Eight attempted poisonings, (Akane stay out of the kitchen!)
Seven sappy chem club members,
Six attacks by Ms. Hinako,
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

On the ninth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Nine challenges from Ryoga, (He always showed up _days_ late)
Eight attempted poisonings,
Seven sappy chem club members,
Six attacks by Ms. Hinako,
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

On the tenth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Ten glompings from Shampoo, 
Nine challenges from Ryoga,
Eight attempted poisonings,
Seven sappy chem club members, 
Six attacks by Ms. Hinako,
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Eleven dousings with cold water, (All in half an hour!)
Ten glompings from Shampoo,
Nine challenges from Ryoga,
Eight attempted poisonings,
Seven sappy chem club members,
Six attacks by Ms. Hinako,
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Rumiko Takahashi gave to me,
Twelve girls trampling me to get at the old letch,
Eleven dousings with cold water,
Ten glompings from Shampoo,
Nine challenges from Ryoga,
Eight attempted poisonings,
Seven sappy chem club members,
Six attacks by Hinako,
Five Jusenkyo curses,
Four fines from Nabiki,
Three fiancees fighting,
Two psycho siblings,
And a violent tomboy.

Authors note:
	Since this is my first attempt C&C is welcome, be brutal.
Oh and if you can think of any more comments Ranma should be making 
during the song send them to me and I'll add them in I ran out of ideas.


-Clay
-Dracklor@tamuk.edu