Subject: [Fanfic](R1/2)Wait 2
From: Matthew Trotter
Date: 11/25/1996, 1:54 PM
To: Fanfic ML

   Heres another quickie, and now back to the grind...C&C if ya like...
-MJT
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A Long Waiting Period Of Several Months
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A collection of short stories
           by 
     Matthew Trotter
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Happosai
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   Ranma squeaked as Happosai threw a bowl of water at him.  The water 
changed Ranma in strange and subtle ways.  Like causing him to grow a 
tail and white fur.  Happosai blinked at the now furry and not very sexy 
all male, Hey Mickey creature Ranma had transformed into.  That wasn't 
supposed to happen.  There was supposed to be this phenomenally buxom 
young girl, just ripe for the fondling.  This mouse thing was...WAIT A 
MINUTE!!!!!  WHERE THE HELL WAS HIS RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Happosai snapped upright with a yell.  He was in his room.  There were 
no small rodents named Ranma in the room.  It was just a dream.  Whew.  
He hated that dream, it had a terrible way of sneaking up on him 
recently.  He heard the sounds of the family down below...perhaps it was 
time to pay Ranma a visit for real...those soft pillowy breasts...those 
sexy thighs...the lovely long red hair...Oh yes, it was high time he 
visited Ranma again.
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   "Akane, your fiancee chewed out the toes of my socks again."
   Akane scowled at Nabiki, "If he keeps thinking he's a mouse there is no 
way I'm going to marry him."
   "Hey, at least he doesn't hang around Shampoo anymore."
   "Is that supposed to make me feel better?"

   He knew there was a reason he hadn't tried anything with Ranma in ...  
.. it seemed like years...eons...probably last week.  Every time he 
splashed Ranma she would crawl under something and squeak at him till 
Akane showed up.  Where was the fun in that?

   Kasumi walked in with several bowls of cereal on a tray, "Good 
morning, master Happosai.  I'm sorry, all we have for breakfast is cereal 
because Ranma chewed through the gas main again last night."
   Soun put down the news paper he had been reading, "Akane, you need to 
learn to control your fiancee.  He's out of control!"
   "Oh, like its my fault!  He wouldn't even be here if it weren't for you!"
   "WHAAAA!"
   Happosai tried a spoonful of cereal.  No milk.  He was willing to bet 
that Ranma had chewed a hole in that too.  Good thing he was in shape to 
forage for food...on...what the hell was that chewing sound?
   The table tipped over spilling all the bowls on to the floor.  He was 
pretty sure he had heard a squeak just now.  Happosai looked under the 
table.  Ranma was under there, it looked like he had chewed through one 
leg of the table.  This was getting out of control.  Soun and Genma were 
going to have to be forced into action if this continued...he needed his 
daily perversion...why he might turn normal if things kept up at this 
rate!  That and this was the third morning this week that Ranma had 
ruined breakfast by chewing on the gas main or the plumbing, or the 
electric lines....
   Soun looked at the table and then picked up his news paper.  It had 
been chewed into interlinking mouse shapes.  Soun looked at Genma, and 
Genma started writing out a sign.

   "NO," there was no way they were going to put this off on him.
   "PLEASE MASTER!  SAVE MY LITTLE GIRL'S FIANCEE!!!"
   [For the children], the sign said.
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   Flip.  Demon summoning.  Flip.  Turning lead to gold.  Flip.  Love 
potions?  Nah, not right now.  Flip.  Cure for the common cold.  Flip.  
Panties.  These old tomes were great for doing pressings.  Flip.  The 
cure for people who have chemically induced hallucinations of mousehood.  
It was incredible what you could find in these books....it was like 
surfing the web[1]...only organized and with less dead links...
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[1] What, you didn't think Happosai would be immediately drawn to an 
    enormous source of free H resources like the web?