After receiving C&C from the Venkarel and Kun-chan, I decided to repost
the corrected version.  Doomo Arigato Gozaimasita to both of you for
your suggestions.

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Magic Knight Unlimited Press
Proudly Presents:
A Ranma 1/2 Otaku Fic Parody

The Otaku

by Magic Knight Kyone

Ranma 1/2 is the property of Vis Video, Shotokan Video, Kitty, and
Rumiko Takahashi.
Used without permission.

My character can be used by anyone who reads this (if you are crazy
enough to want to).
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The ridiculously overpowered otaku in this story is NOT supposed to be
me, just a generic overpowered otaku.  I have nothing against otaku
fics, however, so all you out there that write and/or like these
stories, please don't kill me.

And now....ON WITH THE SHOW!
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	It was a typical day in Nerima.

	To the rest of the world, this means that people get up, eat, go to
work or school, eat lunch somewhere in there, finish work or school, go
home, eat, and go to bed.

However, in Nerima, this means that Ranma Saotome is going to get
splashed by cold water a dozen or so times, get into at least three
fights, and malleted by his kawaiikunee fiancée at least five times.

Today, however, that will all change.

					*****

	It is a typical road in Nerima, at the end of a typical school day. 
Along both sides are fences separating not only the houses from the
road, but the houses from each other.  As usual, Ranma-chan is running
on the fences, grumbling.

	"Aw, man, why did that kawaiikunee girl try to feed me that...thing for
lunch?  What's so wrong with telling her that her food sucks!  And why
the hell did the water main hafta break today?!?  I hate going to
classes like this!"

	So far, Ranma had been attacked twice, splashed with cold water five
times, and bashed by Akane three times.  Quite normal for her at this
time of day.

	"What else can go wrong today?"  she mutters.

	"RANMA SAOTOME!  PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!"  Ryoga cries, as he leaps in
front of her, as if out of thin air.

	"Aw, hell,"  Ranma complains.  "I had ta ask...Okay P-chan, let's get
this over with..."

	"WHO ARE YOU CALLING P-CHAN!?!?!"

	Ryoga leaps at her, swinging his umbrella at her, initiating Ranma's
third fight of the day.  Ranma and Ryoga continue to trade blows,
destroying most of the street.  Eventually, they both separate, and
Ryoga begins charging for his ki blast.  As soon as she notes this,
Ranma begins to do the same.  

	"SHI SHI HOKODAN!!!!!"

	"MOKU TAKABISYA!!!!!"

					*****

	This is the point in the story where the day becomes atypical.

	Out of nowhere, a blue light forms, and coalesces into a human shape. 
The being that forms has no definable features or sex, does emanate an
aura so powerful, that if it was night, someone would think that the sun
had reappeared.

	The being thinks.  "Hmm.  Finally, I have found Nerima.  Now I can go
around solving all these problems these Ranma characters have!  I mean,
I'm far wiser than anyone else, I overpower all of them combined by a
thousandfold, and I have wonderful sex appeal.  Despite my vulnerability
to ki blasts, I will be unstoppable!"

	"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

	Unfortunately for the being, he happens to have materialized between
the two combatants, and is vaporized by their ki blasts before he can
even notice them.

					*****

	"Hey, Ryoga, did you hear something?"

	"Now, that you mention it, I think I did.  I'm not sure what it was,
though..."

	"Oh well, it couldn't have been important.   You know what?  I feel
like we should call a truce!"

	"Hey!  That sounds good to me.   I think I'll also tell Akane I'm
P-chan."

	"I can't have you one-up me.  I'll tell her I'm in love with her."

	"You do that, Ranma.   Lets be friends from here on in!"

	"Sounds good to me!"

					*****

	Meanwhile, in the line proceeding to Enma-sama, the being appears.  He
slowly follows the line to the gates to be judged, like all the other
spirits.  On his journey, one thought revolves in his mind.

	"This is definitely NOT the way this was supposed to happen!"

	A few minutes later, two more spirits enter the line.  One spirit says
to the other, "You know, maybe we shouldn't have told her about
P-chan..."

	"I think you might be right for once!"

THE END!
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For all those who read to the end, would you like me to do more?  As in
for other series?  Like Bubble Gum Crisis, or something else?  What do
you think?  All suggestions will be considered.

Talk to you guy's latter!

Magic Knight Kyone