Subject: Re: [FFML] [HUMOR] [NOISE] Top 10 Gargoyles Crossovers No Sane Writer Would Touch
From: "Kai Neflite" <neflite@jax-inter.net>
Date: 11/20/1996, 11:56 PM
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	10: Exit Angela of Clan Wyvern, Enter Bishojo Senshi Sailor
Avalon!

	ARRGH!!!

	09: After discovering the true identity and ultimate plans of
Chairman Quincy's heir apparent, Demona seeks out and joins the Knight
Sabres to atone for her sins and keep Thailog from using the resources of
Genom for his own ends. 

	How in the name of Kami-sama would she *fit* into a hardsuit? (at night
anyway...)  (Suggestions anyone? ^_^)

	08: Lexington misdials an online assistance number only to connect
with the RGO and come face to face with the sexiest sysop in the nine
worlds.... 

	Man, and Skuld spazed out when she saw Keiichi the first time...

	07: The charmed life of David Xanatos apparently comes to an end
as his limo is destroyed by a rampaging winged demon on the streets of
Manhattan.  As he lies mortally wounded however, a small tibetan girl
grants him his fondest wish.... 

	No comment... ^
                   ^_^

	06: Brooklyn wakes up one fine evening from a rather wild night
off, only to find Broadway, Lexington, and himself signed up for the King
of Fighters Tournament (Come on, how many (hetero) men do _you_ know 
would pass up a chance at a full contact bout with Team England?!?  H_H) 

	At least one of the Three Lights... and maybe Rasputen from World
Heroes...

	05: When the Mists of Avalon brings the travelers to a Japanese
mountain shrine, Angela meets and falls hopelessly in love with Masaki
Tenchi (Much to the concernation of four of his Grandfathers' 
houseguests)

	MYAAA!!! _/^_^\_

	04: One fine evening, a great image of Princess Emeraude appears
above Castle Wyvern and *ahem* summons Elisa, Fox, and Hyena to become 
the Magic Knights of prophecy and save Cefiro.

	Make it stop, make it stop!!!!

	03: Roped into an Officer Exchange Program, Elisa Maza is
transferred from her nice, normal NYC jurisdiction to Newport City's
infamous Tank Police.

	Waiddamintue, Eliza's have to go about 100 years into the future for that
one... (One Helluva exchange program...)

	02: David Xanatos initiates the hostile takeover of Mishihima
Heavy Industries, blissfully unaware of exactly _how_ hostile CEO Natsume
Akiko and her pet Office Ladies can get.  Suffice it to say things
escalate fairly quickly. 

	Gawd, Nuku^2 is just gonna *love* this...
 
	01: Demona summons the Overfiend <hides in bomb shelter>

	GET A STRAITJACKET!!!

I am Kai Neflite:

The Gai-jin Samurai,
Zen-Gweepery Master,
and All Around Otakunized Maniac.

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