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Phoney wrote:

sorry to be unclear, its PMS --Marisa Price a week ago

Misa-chan also came into IRC a couple months ago, and sparked
an engrossing conversation about alternates to certain nocturnal
activities in the event of the periodical feminine hindrance to
the usual bedtime modus operandi.  This was a bit before midmonth,
if our records serve us correctly and accurately.

Using linear extrapolation and an obscure statistical technique which
laypeople like yourselves would not begin to grasp, we have determined
what the layperson might call a "red zone."  Do not attempt to initiate
conversation and do not instigate altercation with Marisa Price during
the second week of each month until January, and then beware of the
last week of the next 4 or 5 months.

Do not question the accuracy of this research, it has been conducted
quite scientifically, with and including input from a person who could
be technically termed her "tentative-mate-consideration."  Offenders
will be vaporized and removed from all public records so that it is
as they never existed.

signed, Phoney Enntee, representing the Alcohol, Tobacco,
and Firearms (ATF) Board of Public Safety and Education. (BooPSiE)
PHONEY IS WATCHING YOU | PHONEY IS WATCHING YOU | PHONEY IS WATCHING YOU
        thoughtcrime does not entail death; thoughtcrime is death
                      we436@freenet.victoria.bc.ca

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