Oh, boy... I was just looking through my old mail when I found this...
this should be fun.

Here's a quick-and-dirty rating of my own Bubblegum Collapse.

Kids, don't try this at home.

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General:
        If the Knight Sabres go on a mission: 1 drink

1

        If the Knight Sabres are actually hired by somebody: 3 drinks

3 more.

        If a Run-of-the-Mill C-class Boomer shows up: 0 drinks (you
can't get smashed yet ;)
        ... and gets trashed by the ADPolice: 8 drinks

I don't want anyone to hurt themselves, so I'll just not claim the ones
here.  I think AD Police took out about 40 of them in that big fight at
AD Police HQ.

        If a Sexaroid shows up: 2 drinks

Is that two for each one?  Nahh... just 2, I guess.

        ... and is not killed by the end of the story: 5 drinks
        If somebody goes through emotional torment: 1 drink
        ... and it's not Sylia or Priss: 5 drinks

bwahahaha... lessee... 1 for Sylia, 1 for Priss, 5 for Nene, 5 for
Linna, 5 for Christine (if she counts), and possibly 5 for Mackie.

that's 22 right there.

        If Linna receives any measurable amount of characterisation
whatsoever: 5 drinks

I hope that I got this 5.  Maybe not.

        If one of the KS loses it/cracks up/goes off the deep end: 3
            drinks
        ... if it isn't Priss: 6 drinks

3 for Priss, even if she did come back.

        If a Knight Sabre gets killed: 2 drinks (per KS)

Ok, there's 12 more.

        ... and gets ressurected: 4 drinks
        If Innocent Bystanders are killed: 2 drinks

*maniacal cackle*  Good thing it's not 2 for each bystander.

        ... if the KS are directly responsible for it: 5 drinks

Make that 5, even.

        ... if more than 50 are killed: 4 drinks
        ... if more than 500 are killed: 6 drinks
        ... if more than 5000 are killed: 8 drinks
        ... if MegaTokyo gets destroyed: 10 drinks

I really think I deserve more than 10 for this.

        If the ADPolice are depicted as anything more than Ineffective
Cannon Fodder: 8 drinks

Hmm... maybe.

        If Genom get's a new CEO: 5 drinks
        ... and he/she was _not_ hand-picked by Quincy: 10 drinks

Nah.. happens in Collision, not Collapse.

        If Genom is destroyed: 4 drinks
        ... _legally_: 6 drinks
        ... by the original KS (as opposed to any freaks that join 
during the story): add 6 drinks

        If sombody joins the KS: 3 drinks

3 for Mackie.

Well, that's it.  61 using the conservative rankings.
It could have been much, much worse.  For example, I left out the AD
Police boomer-kills and the violations of the Code. (mainly because I
didn't feel like looking up the Code)

Anyway, that was fun.
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Stormwalker <stormwalker@airmail.net> and <stormer@utdallas.edu>
Computer Science student and Anime fanfic writer (sometimes, anyway)
Storm Warnings - http://web2.airmail.net/a0011387/
"As a matter of fact, I do think I'm Batman, Miss Asagiri."
		     - Batman, "BGC/Batman : Darkest Knights" (draft)
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