Subject: [HUMOR] [NOISE] Top 10 Gargoyles Crossovers No Sane Writer Would Touch
From: "H. Torrance Griffin" <heretic@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
Date: 11/19/1996, 3:49 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
CC: gargoyles@taronga.com

	Considering that there are already _two_ Ranma/Gargoyles
crossovers on the net (a short one complete and on the r.a.a.c. archive as
well as an epic currently in production), I figured _someone_ was going to
do this sooner or later so....
	Drumroll Please....

	10: Exit Angela of Clan Wyvern, Enter Bishojo Senshi Sailor
Avalon!
	09: After discovering the true identity and ultimate plans of
Chairman Quincy's heir apparent, Demona seeks out and joins the Knight
Sabres to atone for her sins and keep Thailog from using the resources of
Genom for his own ends. 
	08: Lexington misdials an online assistance number only to connect
with the RGO and come face to face with the sexiest sysop in the nine
worlds.... 
	07: The charmed life of David Xanatos apparently comes to an end
as his limo is destroyed by a rampaging winged demon on the streets of
Manhattan.  As he lies mortally wounded however, a small tibetan girl
grants him his fondest wish.... 
	06: Brooklyn wakes up one fine evening from a rather wild night
off, only to find Broadway, Lexington, and himself signed up for the King
of Fighters Tournament (Come on, how many (hetero) men do _you_ know would
pass up a chance at a full contact bout with Team England?!?  H_H) 
	05: When the Mists of Avalon brings the travelers to a Japanese
mountain shrine, Angela meets and falls hopelessly in love with Masaki
Tenchi (Much to the concernation of four of his Grandfathers' houseguests)
	04: One fine evening, a great image of Princass Emeraude appears
above Castle Wyvern and *ahem* summons Elisa, Fox, and Hyena to become the
Magic Knights of prophecy and save Cefiro.
	03: Roped into an Officer Exchange Program, Elisa Maza is
transferred from her nice, normal NYC jurisdiction to Newport City's
infamous Tank Police.
	02: David Xanatos initiates the hostile takeover of Mishihima
Heavy Industries, blissfully unaware of exactly _how_ hostile CEO Natsume
Akiko and her pet Office Ladies can get.  Suffice it to say things
escalate fairly quickly. 

And the number one Gargoyles crossover no Sane writer will touch.... 
	01: Demona summons the Overfiend <hides in bomb shelter>

HTG (Yes, I do neen help)