Escape from Nerimia

[There is a snowy wind swept mountain side in the back ground.  The wind 
whirls little vortices of snow into the air.]

                                      A
                               Matthew Trotter
                                    Fanfic

[A lone figure is seen cresting the mountain at a slow steady pace.]

                            Based on the works of 
                               Rumiko Tahakashi

[As the figure moves closer details of its appearance become visible, it 
is obviously Ryoga.]

                                Directed by 
                               Earthworm Jim

[Ryoga moves closer and stops.  Shielding his eyes he looks around, after 
a moment he seems to see what he is looking for, and heads toward the 
camera.]

                               Work scheduling by 
                               the "Lets keep Matt 
                               busy with really 
                               fucked homework 
                               assignments society"

[Ryoga walks by the camera.  Behind him the wind already has begun to 
erase his tracks.]

                                Coming soon[1]

[1. and by soon I mean as soon as I run the spell checker on this whole 
mess and get the time to post it.]