POSITION AVAILABLE:  Machinist's Mate 2nd Class, Nuclear Trained,
Submarine Qualified.
DATE AVAILABLE: 20 November 1996. 
REQURIED QUALIFICATIONS: US Citizen. Able to meet security requirements
as detailed in                          MILPERSMAN 8245.8 Section 3.2.1
-3.2.99. Must pass background                          check. Must be
crazy or dumb enough to volunteer.

PAY: Initial paygrade of E-2 upon enlistment. Accelerated advancement to
E-4 upon           completion of Nuclear Power Training. Reenlistment
bonus up to $30,000. $14,700
     for the the Montgomery G.I. Bill for education.

Persons interested in a six year hitch filled with adventure,
excitement, homing torpedoes, bilge diving, coffin sized beds, six-month
deployments, weeks of breathing recycled air and not seeing the sun, and
no sleep should contact their nearest US Navy Recruiter and enquire
about the Naval Nuclear Propulsion Program. (You should also have your
head examined.)

Any takers? ...No?... Damn, my last shot at the Recruiter merit badge
too...

J. Austin Wilde,
1 Day and a wake up...
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