I don't know the procedure for upping songs to the FFML, 
but Mihoshi did it, so I'll post this. It's my own rendition
of "Smashing Young Man" by Collective Soul, with a Ranma 1/2
edge to it. I wrote this a couple of weeks ago.



"SPLASHING YOUNG MAN" 
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A Ranma 1/2 fanspoof of 
"Smashing Young Man" by Collective Soul

Original words/music by Ed Roland
New words by O'Malley
C&C to BOMalley@Lonet.ca

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Kasumi's description
Of what I've been missing
Fiancee additions
The usual friction
Hey I hope he's getting
Used to it now

The story's like magic
And yet it's so tragic
His teeth're just gnashing
He's just about had it
Hey I hope he's getting
A little better now
Hey I hope he's getting
A little wetter now

Why must it be
I can't understand
Is he a girl or
A splashing young man 
Why don't those girls
Just give him the can
Why can't they see he's
A splashing young man

So everything's all right
No plot loops or oversights
Rumiko just writes
While he hogs the spotlight
Hey we're all getting
Used to it now
Hey we're all getting
Tired of it now

He or a she
We don't give a damn
Give us a break now
You splashing young man
It's bugging me
I don't understand
Are you a girl or
A splashing young man

I do recall going to China
I don't recall wanting to
I just recall a girl and a panda
And I'm not impressed with these curses
Or your attitude

[GUITAR SOLO!!!]

Why would he be
In such great demand
The girls should know he's
A splashing young man 
Wandering around
The woods of Japan
I just can't stand him
That splashing young man

Why must it be
I can't understand
Is he a girl or
A splashing young man 
He or a she
We don't give a damn
Give us a break now
You splashing young man

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*bomalley@lonet.ca [Bryan O'Malley]
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  Nabiki@ElseMUCK/Chagrin@DragonMUCK/SD-Shocke@IRC
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Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever
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