On Sat, 16 Nov 1996, BobKat wrote:

Between these guys telling Authors to write, and those Avenging hordes
telling them NOT to write, looks like writers are gonna be caught
between a rock and a hard place... >_<

Oh, don't worry! How imposing can a Mouse be? ^_^
After all, I am not an albino, supercranial genetic freak with delusions
of taking over the world.

I only look like one. ^_-

(Mouse dives for cover before someone can find a cat)

Too late! 

<The small black cat that had been sitting in BobKat's lap while he
reads the Fanfic ML suddenly dives through his workstation's screen. A
moment later the cat returns, a struggling mouse in his mouth.>

BobKat: Hey! Put that back where you found it! Besides, you don't know
        where it's been. 
Cat: Do I _have_ to? I won't eat it, I promise. I just wanna torture it
     for a few hours...
BobKat: Nope, no deal. This one might be missed... 
(Thinks to himself) // That might not be such a bad idea... at least //
                    // _some_ of the authors would probably thank me //
                    // if the mouse turned up missing...             //
<The cat notices his companion's introspection and he starts to perform
a pretty good imitation of Ryo-oh-ki about to cry.>
BobKat: No way, that aint gonna work either. Put it back, *now*.
Cat: You're no fun... phooey!
<The cat jumps back into the monitor and returns, sans mouse.>

(Mouse thinks for a moment then decides on a hideously simple idea...he 
pushes a few buttons on his remote control....suddenly an iron clamp 
affixes itself to BobKat's cat's mouth) ^_^

=^.^= =^.^= =^.^= =O.O= =^.^= =^.^=
  U     U     U     -     U     U

Sooooriiie! I just couldn't help myself... =@.@=

Well I'm very glad I *can* help myself ^_^ P'raps I shall help myself to 
a light snack while the cat is occupied.... ;)

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